Notices by Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social), page 11

With everything going in at Colombia University, and I’m just spitballing here, have we tried sending Kendall Jenner in with a crate of Pepsi? I seem to remember that worked once before. It was in the news and everything.

2002: Tainted Love
2022: Tainted Lunch

🎶Ga-Ba-Gul-gul-gul push pineapple shake a tree🎵

@eddedmondson thanks Edd, I hope you’re doing okay at the minute x

@batichi thanks Batichi

@nickajordan thanks Nick

Been a bit quiet recently, since my wife got rushed to hospital about 6 weeks ago it’s all been hectic and horrible, she’s fine, she’s finally got a surgery date for mid May, but financially it’s a huge struggle, made worse by my losing £800 of work recently.

@moogal I’ve been getting those for ages, unluckily I have a diesel by the ONE manufacturer who actually solved the problem the others faked

“We’re all just struggling to get by. You know the concept of bread and circuses? Well you made the bread too expensive and now you’re banning the circus, how do you think this will play out?” - Max AKA High5ifyourestillalive on the TikTok ban

The pushing of “AI” really is the epitome of “they’ll like what I tell them to like”

E Jean Carol sounds like an old lady who’s got some gossip for her two besties

@Researchbuzz so many of them die before they reach 40.

Just emails someone who’s out of office says “I’m OOO until next week” and I am so tempted to reply “YOU’RE A GHOST?!?!”

Weird thing about hitting my mid 40s, I’m older than most of the wrestlers I loved ever got to be, and of the ones that did live to this age I’m older than they were when they should have retired.

So our cats don’t over eat we have two mugs that we put their dry food in to. The amount they’re allowed each day goes up to the bottom handle.
There’s a mug with a black cat on for Fred because he’s a black cat. And there’s a National Autistic Society mug for Albert, because he’s non-verbal

Both cats seem okay with their breakfast, we’ll see how they get on this evening when they’re down to the last few grammes of dry food

@PetraPhoenix Oh god, I am so sorry to hear this Petra, sending love and everything I can, and I hope you have the support you need and if you need anything at all I am here x

I feel so bad, Albert and Fred need to go on a diet 😩

Since we moved here they don’t like going out as much and the vet says they need to lost 2kg each. So we’re maximising gainz and getting them more exercise, Albert’s coming out for a walk with me in a bit.

That can’t be comfy, Fred #caturday

@reay I think the luckiest thing that ever happened to me was when there was a recall on a fuel injector seal and the dealership said “It’ll last to new year” and booked me in for 6th January. The seal split on 26th December and they replaced the entire engine as it’d seized.

I knew at that point that I’d never be able to sell it for what it was really worth, so I just stuck with it for the last 8 years.