Notices by jjjjeeppyyaanngg 🧝‍♀️ (jepyang@wandering.shop)

important wikipedia article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing

my dog is like: i have come here to chew bubblegum and lick ass. and i'm all out of bubblegum.

algorithm and blues

found out my surgeon announced his retirement the day after my orchi. can only imagine he left the OR that day like “those were the greatest balls of all time, finally i can move on.”

emailing my boss every three days “would you like to upgrade me to salary+ for only double what you’re currently paying, yes or maybe later”

real talk: does HRT work on vampires

hi, if you’re thinking about boosting unverified, unsourced, not-CWed warnings about scary political stuff happening, please consider the following: don’t do that

the last true human innovation was the doublestuf oreo

i feel like it would be a really good day for a bunch of cis people to put their pronouns in their profiles, and ESPECIALLY to toss a “they” into the mix if they can.

hey, free advice for app developers

if you let people choose their pronouns from a list, it’s also important to let people change the order those pronouns are displayed

being trans is a rare instance of finding out and then fucking around

as usual, my end of year music stats require a bit of finesse to get at my real listening habits

mostly the amount my kid listens to the frozen soundtrack throws things off (but also stuff like P-Funk being separated into at least four different “artists”)

annual reminder that you had all fucking year to complain about spotify and how shitty they are to artists.

if you wait till december when your friends are gleefully sharing all the beautiful music they listened to all year, and decide *now* is the moment to be shitty about spotify, you aren’t being radical or progressive or whatever. you’re being a thief of joy and, more relevant, *you are harming artists, not helping them.*

seriously.

talking about music and musicians is awesome! a lot of folks i never hear a peep about music from all year, until their yearly wrap-up shows up and suddenly they want to share all the great music they spent the year listening to!

as a musician, it fucking *hurts* to see folks get all morally self-righteous about shutting down these discussions because “they’re an ad for spotify”. PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT SPOTIFY but they might not know the indie artist sitting at 12 on their friends’ list.

the worst thing you can do for musicians—especially indie musicians—is to make people feel bad for talking about music.

word-of-mouth is all we fucking have, people.

find literally *any* other context to complain about streaming services.

@itzyg i like how you picked two media franchises of characters who desperately need therapy

me: i don’t think im autistic, i don’t really have sensory issues

also me: i don’t really like pullovers because the 1.5 seconds i spend pulling a sweater over my head is unpleasant enough to outweigh the entire rest of the time i’m wearing it

@Jain it’s almost like we live under capitalism

oh i think you misunderstood
this is a gender repeal party

halloween is such an anarchist holiday

so many other holidays are all about “family.” shut yourself in with people you may or may not like. don’t go out. nothing is open anyway. respect traditional family structures.

halloween is about community. go outside. meet your neighbors. share candy with them. nothing is closed. participate in this grand communal ritual with strangers. everyone hide your identity and trust one another.