Notices by 🕷️spooky jepyang 🕸️ (jepyang@wandering.shop)

@itzyg i like how you picked two media franchises of characters who desperately need therapy

me: i don’t think im autistic, i don’t really have sensory issues

also me: i don’t really like pullovers because the 1.5 seconds i spend pulling a sweater over my head is unpleasant enough to outweigh the entire rest of the time i’m wearing it

@Jain it’s almost like we live under capitalism

oh i think you misunderstood
this is a gender repeal party

halloween is such an anarchist holiday

so many other holidays are all about “family.” shut yourself in with people you may or may not like. don’t go out. nothing is open anyway. respect traditional family structures.

halloween is about community. go outside. meet your neighbors. share candy with them. nothing is closed. participate in this grand communal ritual with strangers. everyone hide your identity and trust one another.

realizing that this reinvigorated interest in playing guitar (it’s been 15 years) happens to correspond with the one time in my adult life i’ve had a reliable printer

ima print so many guitar tabs

taking HRT is a lot like being a victorian mad scientist

“two years past, i began a series of forbidden experiments. forced to work in secret, i was left with myself as the only suitable test subject.

“my experiments were highly successful. i have been invigorated beyond my wildest dreams, my faculties are increased, i have gained youth and beauty untold.

“the experiments, however, came at a cost. once a week, i must inject myself with the serum, or i begin a transformation most monstrous…”

who called it “the harvest season” and not Croptober

hah this is a great transition timeline

@Aleums no, people, this is not a shitty theremin

this is a shitty D-Beam
which is a shitty optical theremin
which is a shitty theremin

know your history

@lennby lmao i love that this is their big concern about polyamory and i love/hate that THEY’RE NOT WRONG

@lennby @Willow - separate streaming profiles for various polycule configurations
- communicate!!
- be ok with watching the same thing more than once
- parallel watching
- take it seriously! in the moment it can feel like a frivolous thing but if it’s a common quality-partner-time activity then it really can sting when a partner watches something you were looking forward to without you
- find stuff your other partners don’t care to watch
- mistakes will still happen

listening to 100 gecs and it’s like…this is a little much but if this had come out when i was 20 i never would’ve turned it off

unfair that
- neurodivergent folks are more likely to be out as trans
- neurodivergent folks frequently struggle with executive function
- coming out as trans typically involves a buttload of bureaucratic nonsense designed to test the limits of executive functioning

i should be able to sue the federal government over this shit

being nonbinary kicks ass btw

my partner showed me a list of the top transfem and transmasc names (according to the UK deed poll registry)

and i just wanna say, the transfem list in particular is calling. fedi. out.

@mattly oh nice! i’ve downloaded my archive but i dont know what to do with it lol

i strongly believe that mastodon should implement the ability to view posts by date range, instead of dropping everything into a massive chronological feed that can only be loaded in reverse order a few posts at a time

but it is kinda fun going on a stroll down memory lane every time i want to find some specific old post i forgot to bookmark

i’d still rather not lose that time

but it’s a little fun

the nonbinary variant of godfather/godmother is godzilla

@mattly lmao i don’t think they even have a functional website, it just continually redirects me to get the app