Notices by semiprime bird (amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu)

before we begin, let's do a simple grounding exercise. take a deep breath and touch the nearest large metal object. feel the cold on your skin, exhale and let any stray electrons find their way home

type of gxrl who installs gentoo only to use it as a chromebook

@wxcafe nice. someday I want to develop a photo <_<

turbo tax uses the exhaust from previous taxes to compress this year's

@socialskeleton ffmpreg

you don't hate systemd, you hate capitalism

electoral college dropout

@futurebird our company's goal is to "reinvent trains" and I think you'll see, we're slowly but surely on track to achieve it.

also when did docker become a package manager

"be your own boss" sounds like a great way to ruin your relationship with yourself

@roadriverrail I guess an EEPROM was already electronically eraseable and programmable and that's.... not really read only, so....

phone specs say it has a 128GB ROM. whuh. why would you want that much read only memory

is "ROM" just how we say flash now

@roadriverrail I've been throwing paracord tied to a lock for weight but I've seen some use slingshots

@roadriverrail good luck!

@roadriverrail hell yea. I need to put up an antenna

@roadriverrail now it's just physical limits? sweet

if all the compute that went to cryptocurrency mining had gone to SETI@home we'd be in ET's DMs rn

attempted to kill, innit?