Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social), page 6

Me: I always like to say “mucho” when I’m around my Spanish speaking friends.

Them: Why?

Me: It means a lot to them.

Them: Get out.

@cjust you think I may have been played?

One of my best childhood memories was falling asleep in the lounge room and waking up in bed thinking "Wow, I can teleport!".

How hard is it to just get an iced covfefe nowadays?

It’s been alleged that burglars used a potato to smash a window, but that evidence may have been planted.

Not all math puns are terrible.

Just sum.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought:

“That’s the last thing I need.”

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Link to the “Veronica With Four Eyes” website - “How to write alt-text image descriptions for the visually impaired”

https://veroniiiica.com/how-to-write-alt-text-image-descriptions-visually-impaired/

#alttext

It’s nice to get some clear directions.

A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.

🤷😂

https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada

Them: What are you dressed as?

Me: A harp.

Them: Bit small for a harp don’t you think?

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down".

Join in, and toot a song about the night!

Hashtag: #AlternateFridayMusic
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Night
Submission: It’s Always Monday On The Moon
By: #Dgar
Submitted by: @dgar
Song Link: https://ffm.to/dgaritsalwaysmondayonthemoon
Context: https://mindly.social/@bborn/112731037785006800

This song where I bang on about the two-week long nights on The Moon!

Monday can be an Alternate Friday right?

#Music #DgarMusic

If you allow a profit to be made from prisoners, then you create a demand for prisoners.

A compound of hydrogen, oxygen and tungsten?

HOW?

I often get a 147 when I play snooker, and 180 when I play darts.

They’re the most direct bus routes from my place.

@fkamiah17 @StarkRG

"Just because you think Alfred is too old to take care of the Batcave, you don't replace him with the Joker."
~ Jimmy Kimmel

French cartoon from 2016.
“We can judge a society on what it makes accessible.”