Notices by Dgar (dgar@aus.social), page 7

"Just because you think Alfred is too old to take care of the Batcave, you don't replace him with the Joker."
~ Jimmy Kimmel

French cartoon from 2016.
“We can judge a society on what it makes accessible.”

@splitbrain

If you interact with a Dgar toot, by favouriting, boosting, or commenting, there is a chance I’ll visit your profile.

If this happens, and your profile is filled out, it’s almost inevitable that you’ll be followed by me, or get a request to do so. I may still do this even if your profile is not filled out.

If I visit your profile and see you have a pinned toot tagged with the “#Introduction” hashtag, it will almost certainly be boosted to my many incredible followers, any of which might boost, favourite, or welcome you in a reply. I have also been known to boost an introduction toot by request.

An introduction hashtag can also attract my attention, regardless of whether you have interacted with a Dgar toot or you’re an innocent soul who has never encountered Dgar before, as I will often search for introductions to boost.

If I visit your profile and I don’t see an introductory toot, I’m likely to boost anything interesting.

#Dgar apologies for the inconvenience.

#TheMammutMoves

Study finds humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

Can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

There’s a gang in my area and they recruit people by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don’t join.

But enough about the church…

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Don't anthropomorphize computers.

They hate that.

The image is from a classic Sesame Street animation.

https://youtu.be/mTr_HS_O4Ek

#EarwormSharingIsCaring

The existence of “Greenwich mean time” would suggest the existence of “Greenwich kind time”.

Stealing The Moon.

📸 by @daniel_antoniol

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcL9M4ip8wI/

Democracy.
An Honest Government Ad.
~ The Juice Media.

https://youtu.be/QCphS4_Rp3w

Hey, check out @MOULE’s time-lapse of the creation of some of their great cover art.

Making cover art for your music is often as big a job as producing the track itself, and this video gives some insight into the work that goes into it.

All set to a bangin’ MOULE track, it’s an enjoyable watch.

https://youtu.be/UkJUihU6Dqc

#mouleworld #music #fedivision #synth #techno #MOULE #indie #MusiciansOfMastodon

Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

The 4th Annual Fedivision Song Contest has concluded. What an incredible event, and indeed, an amazing achievement by the organisers of the event. 🎉

Shoutout to the face of Fedivision 2024, the winner of Fedivision 2023, @futzle for the incredible effort they’ve put into putting this together and keeping it running! 👏

Congratulations to every single person who entered their music! It’s been so much fun listening to your tracks. All of them!! 🫶

Shout out to Radio Free Fedi (@radiofreefedi) for hosting the pop-up channel for the event! They’ve done an amazing job! 👍

Congratulations to our winner, @keefmarshall for their incredible piece “Misaligned Aardvarks”! 🏆

Congrats to our runner up @negativeplayers for their amazing song “The New Rage”! ✌️

Big love to everyone who voted “All Zombies Go To Heaven” into 3rd place. Out of 72 entries, you humble me. Thank you. ☺️

I’m honoured to share the top ten with all the excellent artists who got a shoutout from the Fedivision Vote Bot. The entire selection is an amazing collection of impressive works!! 🥂

I want to thank my Wife, and Mom & Dad, and…

*#Dgar is forcibly escorted from the podium while continuously trying to thank everyone they can think of…

https://fedi.vision/@vote/posts/317904753296968336/

#Fedivision #Fedivision2024 #Fedivision24 #Music #RFF #RadioFreeFedi #Indie #IndieMusic #MusiciansOfMastodon

I’m giving up drinking now.

Wait, that’s not right…

I’m giving up. Drinking now.

Those who boost my posts are happier, more intelligent and better looking than those who don't according to a study I made up.

@tshirtman
Finale is at 1pm UTC and voting will close at 7pm UTC. You still have time!! 😁
Tune in to https://party.radiofreefedi.net for the finale!
✌️😁🤘
#Fedivision #Fedivision2024