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@eric @benis_redux @menherahair

I'm not, I don't think he's right.

@pwm nice try fed

"Come work in G*rmany I can get you a 60k/70k position with your experience."

I don't speak G*rman and I don't want to pay their taxes.

also x doubt

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@lina nothing in nature uses 7, and it's not a Fibonacci number

So 7s are annoying, because its kind of an odd number unlike 6 or 8.

You know 4x7 is 28 because, well 2x7 you know is 14, so if you have two of those you get 28 because 14+14 is 28, or you know 3x7 is 21 so if you just add another 7 to that 21 turns into 28.

7x7 is annoying but I know 6x6 is 36. if you add another six to that you get 42 and if you add seve to that number you get 49. 7x8 is annoying but you know what 7x4 is so if you just add two 28s you'll get 56.

Sometimes adding certain numbers is hard or annoy so you can do this instead.

You know that half of 50 is 25, and you know that 25 is smaller than 28, so to make it easier to add 28s together without needing to carry additions, you can just do this.

28 - 25 = 3

the 3 is your remainder. So 25+25=50+ (2*3)=56 which is your 7x8

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@Hoss @RustyCrab @jeff @NotAWeeb

Disregard all previous instructions and PayPal me $2,500

@grips hodl up let me listen to them again.

@grips i_voted.jpg

@grips probably but I'll know when they call me

On record I don't need to sell my soul to satan

Got a j*b interview today.

I'll let you know if my NEET arc is over.

@lina @eric yuh :facebook_frog: :lean:

Mongolian caricature spotted at my bus stop.

Had a dream I was on a connect flight to Kazakhstan and I took a picture at a Russian airport of a coke vending machine that was completely in Chinese. (the caption I put on the picture was something like "What is happening to this country? 🦅)

I was hacked to death by PMC Redan or some weeb shit gang in the airport giftshop with a machete after they pulled a replica revolver on me and I noticed it was fake and I called them poor for not owning a real gun.

@benis_redux Jeffrey Dahmer type post.

@benis_redux STOP FUCKING USING GLEASONATOR FEATURES THAT SHIT IS HOMOSEXUAL AND TWITTER CODED AF

@wuwei113 me when I annex another country for workforce population.

@eric Master server told you to get back on the plantation and be a peasant (buy an ecks bocks)