Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 2

It's painfully obvious the engineer who decided that cars need to have a center console for the shifter never got any bitches. 🚬

I want an automatic but they don't make them

Okay dead 🫏 serious question. Is there any way to game ownership of a Nissan with a CVT?

Like if I know I'm going to need to replace it in x number of years can't I just make an escrow account for repairs and just pull that money when I need to do maintenance? Are their warranties that cover transmissions or all they all scams.

I really don't want to buy a manual just™ to not have to worry about repairs.

@benis_redux Too expensive I want a shitbox that's 12k max. Plus I'm not gonna keep it that long anyway.

A utility van would go so hard.

I wouldn't have to worry about the maintenance.

Surrendered both my license plates today.

I now have no vehicles registered under my name.

Vinny can't comprehend southern cuisine

I NEEED some grits, bacon, two sausage links, two eggs over easy, two slices of rye toast with butter and jam, belgian waffle, and a glass of OJ.

#fuckyou

Imagine showing up to court looking like this 💀 💀 💀

Vinny your um... woman, looks like a floozy

My kingdom for an android file transfer protocol that isn't shit.

"I can't understand why this customer wants me to spray paint his Porsche 911 GT. He says he's tired of looking like every...."

Bruh STFU you answered your own question, put the fries in the bag, paint the dam 🦫 car.

Bruh so many people speak yapanese.

Like dude get the fuck on with it, I ain't got all day.

Woke up

Now my stomach hurts :cirno_cry:

@jeffcliff

@theorytoe This is so true. And post workout you never want to eat just, sleep.

GabeN restart your windows server please

Gakumas getting an gas remix album and then Bandai telling absolutely nobody.

The Cali reload 💀

I need recommendations for new headphones.

My Beyerdynamic DT whatevers fell apart like a year ago and I'm kind of tired of wearing them.

multiplayer rim world would 🐝 so savage