Notices by Ministerofimpediments (ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social)

@gamingonlinux eh…they probably don’t need to worry that much. Microsoft doesn’t have the chops to develop a mobile OS for a gaming handheld(that works well).

As evidence…my windows 7 phone…my Dell pocket PC…my netbooks (plural)…the Nokia nonsense…that Windows itself is a bloated resource hog in its slimmest form…that Xbox hasn’t come close to dethroning Sony…that Steam is successful on windows…that other handheld gaming pcs are already around and barely popular…and finally…the Switch exists.

@gamingonlinux “…hey Copilot…help me cheat but set the system settings up so nobody can tell…huh…AI is actually useful…”
[AI auto tracking mode on.]

Esports is going to be a joy with baked in AI…not that it will help in any way (because duh…it doesn’t work), but the garbage code and its hooks will muddy the water so much that anticheat will probably be futile.

@luckytran …betcha those pointy clan hoods are exempt.

@housepanther @selzero It looks looks like he’s trying to smuggle the royal soccer ball out of the palace and if you frisked him his pockets would be full of silverware.

@Haste there is one critical difference between the two platforms.

Here ignorant racist assholes are simply ignorant racist assholes.

There ignorant racist assholes drive “value-added platform engagement”.

When they make money from your pain it’s not a bug…it’s a feature. Just like Facebook.