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Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2024 20:55:49 JST Deniz Opal
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kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2024 20:57:55 JST kaia
@selzero I'm extremely successful, they all hate me for my success and try to bring me to my knees. I'm the richest man, the absolute richest. everyone says that. I could afford to pay, but I choose not to, because I'm so immensely rich and successful -
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Ralph058 (S/he/it) AF4EZ (ralph058@techhub.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 00:30:49 JST Ralph058 (S/he/it) AF4EZ
@housepanther @ministerofimpediments @selzero Homily time.
My dad was a signal maintainer. In moderate weather, he wore a sports coat.
A signal maintainer is a dirty job. At the end of the day, he looked quite a bit worse for wear (IMHO much better than Trump).
He stopped by a local bar on the way home from work. A couple of guys from Chicago were bragging to each other about where they went to college. Then they asked him, "Where did you go to school, Erw (irv)?"
"Oxford"
He went to a small town high school in Oxford, WI. He also went two years to MSOE, but had to drop out because of the depression. But, he know the 'Oxford' would shut them up...it did. -
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House Panther :verified_paw: (housepanther@goblackcat.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 00:30:50 JST House Panther :verified_paw:
@Ralph058 @ministerofimpediments @selzero Yeah, he looks that bad!
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Ralph058 (S/he/it) AF4EZ (ralph058@techhub.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 00:30:51 JST Ralph058 (S/he/it) AF4EZ
@ministerofimpediments @housepanther @selzero I never cease to be amazed about how this dweeb gets dressed in a multi thousand dollar suit (or in this case tails) that looks worse than the ones handed out by the Salvation Army for job seekers.
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Ministerofimpediments (ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 00:30:52 JST Ministerofimpediments
@housepanther @selzero It looks looks like he’s trying to smuggle the royal soccer ball out of the palace and if you frisked him his pockets would be full of silverware.
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House Panther :verified_paw: (housepanther@goblackcat.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 00:30:53 JST House Panther :verified_paw:
@selzero My god does that tuxedo look hideous on him.
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