Notices by Nonsense Factory :mstdnca: (jpthuot03@mstdn.ca)

@thomasfuchs You took this picture from your driveway??

@goatsarah The withdrawal agreement included a promise to return.

@goatsarah I took my girlfriend there this weekend. #Oblig

@luckytran

The difference between horror and magical realism:

#Writing #Horror #MagicalRealism

@Mrfunkedude As are you (and your frequent name changes).

@Mrfunkedude I wouldn't be surprised if you made a killing with this.

@Mrfunkedude

#Today

I'm about to work out for the first time in two weeks, then I have breakfast lined up with a dear friend, then it's to work where I poke people with tiny metal objects in order to alleviate their suffering. After that I'm heading over to a friend's clinic for a massage. It's going to be a good day.

@Mrfunkedude All I can say is, you better know where your towel is.

@Mrfunkedude I thought we had already ascertained that the answer was '42'

The #JohnMastodon

3 oz whiskey
1.5 oz sweet vermouth
A drop of maple syrup
4 dashes #ElonMusk 's bitter tears

Shake with ice, and decentralize between 2 rocks glasses.

#twittermigration #cocktails