Notices by Alun Jones (ftp_alun@infosec.exchange)

@loke @LukaszOlejnik You've heard of beg bounty, maybe the next thing is microbegging. As long as it's cheap to submit plausible-sounding bugs, people will do so in the hope that one in a hundred will pay a hundred bucks to make the reporter just quietly piss off.
I say report them as spam, and block them, if the program has that option.

@GossiTheDog "We have the right product, we just need to find better customers" is not generally a winning business position.
And yet it is a staggeringly popular one.

@GossiTheDog @orci betting there's a t-shirt factory right now spinning up to print shirts with three words on.

@12thRITS @VisualStuart I heard crypto currency described as "Mary Kay for boys" from my hairdresser today.

@ColinTheMathmo @VisualStuart Sorry for the poor quality of introduction - I was on my phone (my laptop, I'm still recovering from a ransomware).
Summarising:
I met Colin at college, where he corrected many of my initial bad juggling habits, and introduced me to the (then, very new!) concept that became known as #Siteswap. I keep up with him for the #recreationalmaths , the #MathsJam events, and other reminders that I used to be, and still am, interested in that space.
Stuart, on the other hand, is someone who seems to show up in random unconnected places - we were both Microsoft MVPs at various times, and with the #PortlandJuggling Festival being the most local, reliable annual juggling festival, I've run into him a few times there. For the first couple of years, there was definitely a vibe of "I've seen you before, but I can't remember where".
There is likely to be a #SeattleJuggling event in the next year.
Hopefully that's enough hashtags.

@VisualStuart hopefully you've already met @ColinTheMathmo ? If not, consider this an introduction.
Both of you are the nicest of people, and have taught me some juggles.