Notices by ranjit (ranjit@friend.camp), page 2

microcosmos

so many cute german shepherds!

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We need a restful place with no surprises for Harker to recover from his horrible adventure. Let's put him next to the raving thrall of dracula.

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the professor looks like he's ready to get away to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: SPACE

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Van Helsing recovered from his stroke remarkably quickly

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"Take these! Against them Count Dracula is powerless." *camera pans to a gun*

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@citizenhelene i read this at exactly 101 pm

@mush April shonders bring may wonders

the etymology of the word "question" is opaque to me in every language i happen to know it in:

question (en.)
question (fr.)
pregunta (es)
sporgsmål (da) (this one looks like i could figure it out if i knew more than a tiny bit of danish)

yeah i know i could look them up, i just like when it's obvious

You know you're off to a good start when the video begins with "Take the turtle boat to the hotel" and there's a turtle boat.

If marsupials are so great why aren’t there any earthupials

here's some nice natural history animations by Sydney Padua that @biodiversitypix (and everyone else) might like

https://sydneypadua.com/sciencegossip-gallery/

@joshmillard that made me wonder if this existed and of course it does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFRKZek0FI

Black bird singing in the dead of night
Raven tapping at your chamber door
All your life
You were only mourning for the soul of lost Lenore

ooh i figured it out - Ariel had to lose her voice because of the surgery to close her gills and adapt her trachea for air breathing, but this was all too complicated for her to understand, so Ursula just said "it's magic, i'll take your voice"

how much sweat would a sweat bee be if a sweat bee could be sweat

for sale: six word story, unpublished

Patent Goblin for #goblinweek

I just had a terrible wonderful idea (that has probably already been done): a zine which is distributed only by fax. If you want a copy you’ll have to get access to a fax machine.