Notices by niconiconi (niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be)

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz "On high holidays you may also spell it sÿstëmd. But then again, Système D is not an acceptable spelling and something completely different (though kinda fitting). "https://www.freedesktop.org/wiki/Software/systemd/#spelling

/etc/init.d/daemon stop

Everyone in infosec said you shouldn't call strong cryptography "military-grade encryption". I propose to do the opposite: call all forms of weak cryptography "export-grade encryption". Example: "Hashing passwords in MD5? That's the export grade."

Literally me, except I'm not a cute anime girl... #animeirl (src: ぶりあれおす, https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/131043267)

Marisa, how do you set this scope for delayed sweeps? (src: きょたろう, https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/65383204) #animeirl

Fedi girls be like... #animeirl

@puniko @ielenia@ck.catwithaclari.net 猫nitor layout (it matches a cat's posture).

@puniko Good meownyaaaaaaaaa

@wiedi@m.fru.bar @sinnombre@chaos.social @eloy@hsnl.social CC @puniko

Q: What do you call a long online argument about DC current probing?

A: Hall thread.

@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip There's a classic Korean meme "I understand what you said, but why is this pigeon so big?" Later "why is this pigeon so big?" became a catchphrase about either big-looking objects or the futility of online arguments.

TIL FLAC is RFC 9639 since 2024.

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Spent 20 minutes wondering why didn't my #Vim modeline work. Trap for both young and old players. :woozy_baa:

Cyberpunk logic be like: all hackers in the entire universe live in the same city and meet in the same nightclub, not scattered across 12 timezones. The nightclub where everyone plans to hack the mainframe is somehow always within a distance equivalent to an elevator ride, not a 2-hour commute where you get compressed like a tarball going through 2 subways just to get your bossman's numbers entered into Excel. The nightclub is the safest place in the city, hostile forces or the authorities never monitor or raid it.

Cyberpunk logic be like: all hackers in the entire universe meet in the same nightclub, yet it's never monitored or raided by authorities.

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@puniko Good meownyaaaaaaaaaaa

Via-in-Pad is called VIP because you need to pay the VIP price for it.

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