Notices by Wendy Nather (wendynather@infosec.exchange)

@todb Suspicious KEV number there 🧐🤣

Watching @todb talk about haruspicy at #NorthSec

#MothersDay

When it’s time to have The Talk with your kid

#Caturday

The leadership of #RSAC brought Noem in to get her into a room with actual security professionals — something which might not otherwise have happened.

Now, you can find fault with their approach to this administration, and the choice to try initiating a dialogue, but don’t doubt their intentions. They’re good people and are trying to find a way through that helps bring everyone to the table. That’s what the conference is for.

@kluthulhu Do you know the heads of the conference? I do. Believe me, it’s not that simple.

Made it through the keynote at @bsidessf this morning, and I’m so grateful for everyone who showed up and was supportive.

@GossiTheDog If the fundamentals were easy, we would have solved them by now. We need a lot more work in this area.

Surprise! I’ll be keynoting at @bsidessf on Sunday the 27th. Stay tuned for more details …

Launching a line of Middle-Aged Woman trading cards to see if they’ll go viral anywhere

You look like you could use an NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert by the Blue Man Group. I gotchu, chat

https://youtu.be/qTJfITfbYNA

I do not want your Gemini,
I do not want any AI.
I do not want it in my Chrome,
I do not want it in my home.
Not in my mail,
Even on sale,
Not in my app,
None of this crap.
I do not want it here or there,
I do not want it anywhere!

(with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss 🍳🍖)

#Caturday Morning jumpies for pettings

Wait tho, hear me out

Vibe Infosec

Going from Fedibad to Fediverse

In the case of @craignewmark, at least one of them is guaranteed to be a pigeon

#BrainRadio

Dabro - Lambada

https://youtu.be/LVRwVkORXXs

@GossiTheDog I still want to call it the “Well, Actually” bug

If you never hear from me again, send a search party to this storage unit

Money quote: “Mr. Musk, who wore a suit and tie to Thursday’s meeting instead of his usual T-shirt after Mr. Trump publicly ribbed him about his sloppy appearance, defended himself by saying that he had three companies with a market cap of tens of billions of dollars, and that his results spoke for themselves.” 💥✨📉

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/us/politics/trump-musk-doge-power.html