Notices by Wendy Nather (wendynather@infosec.exchange)

@grumpybozo @JessTheUnstill @ryanc Borrow in that you pay them back with an unused one. We didn’t have Venmo back then

@ryanc @JessTheUnstill I hear they work well for gunshot wounds too 😕

@JessTheUnstill @ryanc You were that sex at birth, obviously. It just took you a while to fix everything to align with it 🤷♀️💚

@JessTheUnstill @ryanc Agreed. I hope someday one’s gender will become nobody’s business (unless they want to date you or, like, need to borrow a tampon).

@alice @mattblaze @paul_ipv6 I’ve had to rescue my kids from behind a locked bathroom door, and get into my late mom’s filing cabinet when the key was lost. Did locksmiths lose a little money thereby? Sure, but I find it hard to feel sorry.

@ryanc My kids describe what I do as “momcore” — for example, having a martini and fries for dinner

#Caturday

@kims He was such a wonderful character.

My last day of work before 3 weeks’ vacation

I may have had a peach martini and fries, a dinner which my kids refer to as “momcore”

YES I bought my adult daughter a #Labubu. I confess.

@SwiftOnSecurity @mhoye Users are not the weakest link — they’re the best source of intel.

I get the nicest presents. First my own threat actor name from @gayint and now this from @fuzzface 💚

Hello, I need to exchange this infosec please

@0xabad1dea “Empty hash bucket” is awesome. Well, all the insults are, but I like that one in particular

Can we get a “bless” button here on Mastodon? I think it would add a lot

“$User blessed your toot”

“Well bless your toot” (Southern for not-favorite)

“I’ve got over 50 blessings on this toot!”

#Caturday 🪗

Rumours

It’s now been 14 years since I was diagnosed with breast cancer. I had been getting mammograms, but I found a lump myself in between, and it was already stage 2B. All humans should check themselves. #BreastCancerAwareness

Pushing all the US defense planning to SMS text 😬