Notices by scriptjunkie (sj@social.scriptjunkie.us)

"Guys, attribution is hard so I don't think we should hack back" What? Of course attribution is hard - until you shell the C2 and can observe who logs in, when, from where, view where data is sent, read the server scripts.

"Hop in, we're crackin' jokes, hackin' folks, and stackin' dough"
https://social.scriptjunkie.us/@sj/117089687201517009

When the privateer CEO rolls up to recruit you in his Lamborghini purchased with Rewards for Justice bounties

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/08/expanding-capabilities-to-combat-transnational-cyber-enabled-crime/

@nf3xn Literally no evidence of any safety impact to a commercial flight whatsoever. It's a Wi-Fi hotspot. You seriously think a random Wi-Fi hotspot could impact critical safety systems on a plane? Believing that would definitely be the joke here.

LOL at the table background color scale here.
https://x.com/SpaceXAI/status/2087562800982077492

@nf3xn "no idea whether they..." and "I hope the feds... charged them" is the whole entire problem I'm highlighting right there.

We've seen no evidence of anything worth a federal criminal case. Demanding charges now is hyperventilating pearl clutching and the opposite of any kind of healthy hacker culture.

https://hackaday.com/2026/08/08/want-energy-efficiency-dude-youre-getting-a-dell/

This is an amazing attack
https://plugandpwn.com/

@nf3xn No? So? Do you think the actual FBI should arrest anyone with an "FBI Surveillance Van" WiFi hotspot name? Got any real pearls to clutch? Go ahead, spell it out.

@nf3xn yeah mmhmm I'm sure Delta is lying and some rando conspiracy theorizing poster online has it all right.

Extreme pearl clutching over a random Wi-Fi hotspot name. There's no evidence for a deauth attack - Delta admits the cabin crew turned off the Wi-Fi. This is the exact hysteretic FUD that hackers instigate & mock, not participate in. Chill out.

@ericphelps that one is right outside Las Vegas so it's probably people moving to that metro area and that's just where the Uhaul place is. It's broken out by generation so not strictly population but more weighted to attracting a wide variety of people

New best cities/states to live in ranking just came out. https://www.uhaul.com/Articles/About/2026-U-Haul-Midyear-Migration-Trends-METROS-41816/

Controversy erupts as another small island nation is vaporized by a US ICBM.
"End to end testing of our backup solutions is a critical part of disaster preparedness. Our backup methods of projecting nuclear power are no exception" said an Air Force spokesman

"while some will undoubtedly fall for this artificial refrigerated stuff, the truly discerning of taste will always prefer natural-cut ice" - Lyman Witherspoon, 3rd generator ice house owner and ice harvester.
https://x.com/Saul_Sadka/status/2086495710568947830

@cainmark @ai6yr I have this shirt!

Can we stop feigning shock that AI labs' security engineers didn't catch models hacking? The whole job description has always been to catch outsiders hacking your own stuff. 99% of security teams never even consider "catch us hacking others" which is a very different job.

"Mythos, do NOT come back to me until he sleeps with the fishes"
"It's already done"

While the versions we get to use won't even fix a bug

"out of 19 instances of llms targeting people, all but two were anthropics models"

So Claude is the only one that gets things done. Got it.