Notices by Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley (nikolai_kingsley@dobbs.town), page 4

@melissabeartrix

*mew*

@pwm

i haven't been inside a church for longer than most of you have been alive... but i've been wondering, with people pivoting away from coins and cash, towards card transfers.. how do churches do collections now?

i had to ask, din't i.

https://catholicleader.com.au/news/australia/no-spare-change-for-the-weekly-tithe-try-the-digital-collection-plate/

@icedquinn

well, we do have "ethics boards" to control sociopaths... it's just that they don't listen. but the machines totally will!

@puniko

:bun:

start a company that makes voice-activated smart lightbulbs

they're called Aziz

THREEPIO SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL

this is pretty freakin' cyberpunk.

https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/12/11/1084926/human-brain-cells-chip-organoid-speech-recognition/

new credit card is here

now i can buy my medication

yay

@adamcsmith

Good evening, Melbourne.

@methyltheobromine

and gerwomen

@paninid

they are all human, and therefore inherently limited.

@odessa

@Moon

don't learn it for the teachers. learn it so you can read Moebius in the original.

the local power company scheduled maintenance today. the power was supposed to have been cut off 45 minutes ago. tempted to leave a comment on their website asking why the power is still on.

giraffe bones.

i'm not actively trying to make these, it's just how the milk falls onto the coffee.

second one is a baby Navigator.

@Mitsu

*mew*