Notices by Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley (nikolai_kingsley@dobbs.town), page 5

@Mitsu

*mew*

*tiny mew*

@melissabeartrix

*rawk*

@kaia

you couldn't wait until thursday, for the alliteration? 🙂

@taco

I imagine if you could open one up it'd just have a gumball, a paperclip, an elastic band and a random coin inside.

@healyn

@coolboymew

that facial expression does not belong on someone holding a rifle.

@kaia

Subgenii on Mastodon are the tip of the iceberg! there are many, many more loons like us out there, busily preparing the world for when X-Day arrives.. mainly by putting "Bob" stickers on lamp-posts.

latest Dobbstown Mirror has arrived! the envelope had so many patriotic stamps on the front, i heard "Hail to the Chief" and had to stand to attention!

@lain

ha-waaah

@methyltheobromine

*mew*

@puniko

*yawn-mew*

@puniko

*mew*

@puniko

*mew*

@biscuit_tornado

the national anthem should include the words DING A DING DANG a DANG A LONG LING LONG

@lain

@nyrath

if only someone had printed this out and held it up to Skynet.. so much carnage could have been avoided.

@Polychrome @Korgdisso

not sure this guy did.

@Sigma

having to mute a thread you started is a rite of passage here 😁