Notices by Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley (nikolai_kingsley@dobbs.town), page 3

@Melissabeartrix

oh, gods, don't get us started.

> replace "sister" with "fister" anywhere

Fister Sledge
Twisted Fister
Fisters are doin' it for themselves

@georgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1injh4-n1jY

@kaia

kites have come a long way.

@puniko

it's just some days it doesn't seem worth chewing through the straps

today's mood

@jawarajabbi @goatsarah

I am imagining some kind of farming equipment. sort of thing yhat gets towed behind a tractor and runs on diesel.

@puniko

*mew*

@ErickaSimone

how could anyone complain about mastodon being weird? it's one of the main reasons i'm here.

@puniko

*mew*

@puniko

*tiny, wet mew*

can i get uhhhhhhh that revolution upsized to an eschaton thanks

no, i don't want it immanentized, i'll eat it raw

:jrbd:

@puniko

*ʍǝɯ*

@puniko

*mew*

@lain

it's the size of four phone books, and contains three prefaces and FOUR postscripts for each story, written by Harlan before he completely lost it. 😁

@kirby

they seem friendly.

i wish i was that smol. i could sit on my phone and use google maps to keep warm.

*mew*

8 yuan is pretty good

@puniko

*mew*

@Ttubretep

as a Subgenius minister, i can assure you that religion is no guide to doing what is "right".

@puniko

*mew*

*sneeze*