Notices by Rev.Dr. Nikolai Kingsley (nikolai_kingsley@dobbs.town), page 2

@puniko

*mew*

@puniko

*tiny, wet mew*

can i get uhhhhhhh that revolution upsized to an eschaton thanks

no, i don't want it immanentized, i'll eat it raw

:jrbd:

@puniko

*ʍǝɯ*

@puniko

*mew*

@lain

it's the size of four phone books, and contains three prefaces and FOUR postscripts for each story, written by Harlan before he completely lost it. 😁

@kirby

they seem friendly.

i wish i was that smol. i could sit on my phone and use google maps to keep warm.

*mew*

8 yuan is pretty good

@puniko

*mew*

@Ttubretep

as a Subgenius minister, i can assure you that religion is no guide to doing what is "right".

@puniko

*mew*

*sneeze*

production supervisor: by the way, we're making apricot jam tomorrow

mfw:

@kirby

i understand. likeOHMYGAWWD

at first i thought this was Dawn Davenport, from John Waters' film "Female Trouble". i kept expecting to hear I WANT MY CHA-CHA HEELS

point of sale terminals should make that cash register *ka-ching* sound when the payment goes through

@hannibal2000

generally is.

@kuriko

@icedquinn

alibaba means your first order has to be twelve metric tons

EMPEROR PROTECTS, uwu