Notices by ]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital), page 5
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:46:01 JST ]smirk[
Yup. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:46:00 JST ]smirk[
That's pretty wild. Death gets weirder every time I learn a little more about the whole physical process of it. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 10:45:44 JST ]smirk[
Are you putting together outfits? -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 07:25:36 JST ]smirk[
Hammer and a screw -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 22:59:16 JST ]smirk[
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 10:42:53 JST ]smirk[
I'm thankful I have a job I can lurk and never miss out on the circus. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 10:36:39 JST ]smirk[
Me a couple days ago hearing "Steal My Sunshine" : I hope nef is doing good or getting better.
Me today: WTF NEF? I DONT WANNA FUCK ROAST BEEF ON BREAD OR A WHORE! -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 10:36:38 JST ]smirk[
It is good to see ya back to nef posting muh nigga. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 00:42:37 JST ]smirk[
Open up NC and everyone is talking about swiffers and cleaning floors. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 00:11:42 JST ]smirk[
I knew there was a good reason we called him nigger chicken. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 05:45:20 JST ]smirk[
Fuck it. If one of those chimp out come up, show your phone to them and ask them if they know any of'em. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 05:39:15 JST ]smirk[
Just one. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 05:35:53 JST ]smirk[
This is NC fault.
>be me, Tourette's enjoyer
>making my usual clicks and pops
>making some noodle for an afternoon snack
>yell, full blast
"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER! BRAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
>see neighborhood kids staring at my house in horror though the window
>LoL @ 100 decibels
So how's your day going? -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-May-2023 08:04:14 JST ]smirk[
I damn near cry laughing every time I'm remined of this. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 08:26:20 JST ]smirk[
I'm not sending my wife to the zoo. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 08:25:27 JST ]smirk[
Do it. Tell us how it goes. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 08:23:43 JST ]smirk[
It's the little holes in the front. Thats where all your dignity leaks out. Of course a croc wearer would defend them. There's no dignity left. -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-May-2023 05:23:34 JST ]smirk[
[the sound of dozens of assholes snapping shut rumbles through the fedi] -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 09:04:56 JST ]smirk[
Ruins ring nosed women -
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]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 02-May-2023 23:07:05 JST ]smirk[
I thought I smelled Penguin but it's just a weird lesbo photo shoot.