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   Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:14:54 JST Owl

   Funny thing I’ve been doing at work, it’s kind of like that time I managed to weaponize eye contact. At random I’ll make a gasping sound like I’ve just found something surprising and people will turn around and go “What? What’s happened?”

   lol.

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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:14:51 JST Owl

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     Be pretty creepy to just dead stare at someone in a room full of corpses.

     It happens. It happens a lot.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:14:51 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Morgue? Don't you mean brothel?
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:14:52 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     Be pretty creepy to just dead stare at someone in a room full of corpses. Good for you. Make those bitches uncomfortable. Reminds me of a greentextbot post from last night
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:14:53 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     >weaponize eye contact
     >at the morgue
     
     @Humpleupagus tells them to look him in the eye when he's cumming.
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:14:53 JST Owl

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     At the time I wasn’t the only person working down there.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:21:50 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Wrong.
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:21:51 JST Owl

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     Now you listen directly to me and only me.

     No. It’s a morgue.

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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:19 JST Owl

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     And of course, there’s the matter of people whose last words are really shared with us. They’re obviously not words, but just air pushing out from the lungs through the vocal chords or through possible gas build-up. Nifty.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:19 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     That's awesome. I guess her last words weren't "no, stop" after all. :wojaks_demon:
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     NipsAryaN (mr_aryan_77@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:20 JST NipsAryaN

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     Yeah I changed it to bar but yeah that's prob pretty wild to watch take place
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     NipsAryaN (mr_aryan_77@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:21 JST NipsAryaN

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     Is it a horizontal bar across the pupil?
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:21 JST Owl

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     Not really so much a slit but a discoloration of the sclerae, but yes.

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     NipsAryaN (mr_aryan_77@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:22 JST NipsAryaN

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     Eye contact...in a morgue
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:22 JST Owl

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     Funny story, we can see little trails that are left behind from the sclerae drying out in portions where the eyelids rest, very disturbing looking stuff. Research “tache noir.”

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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:23 JST Owl

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     What?

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     NipsAryaN (mr_aryan_77@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:34:24 JST NipsAryaN

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     That's hawt
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:45:58 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • ]smirk[
     One man's bag of flesh is another man's sex doll. 😏
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:45:59 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     • ]smirk[
     once you die, it isn't your body anymore. it's a bag of flesh. You're already with the Lord.
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     ]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:46:00 JST ]smirk[

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     That's pretty wild. Death gets weirder every time I learn a little more about the whole physical process of it.
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:46:00 JST Owl

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     • ]smirk[

     I could go on and on about it but a lot of people dislike the process, or they find my work stories boring. It bothers people to even be reminded that they’re going to die. Me, I’ve already made my preparations for the end of my life on this side of things so I’m unbothered.

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     ]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:46:01 JST ]smirk[

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     Yup.
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:46:01 JST Owl

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     • ]smirk[

     Based.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:47:08 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • ]smirk[
     I'm aware. 😏
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:47:09 JST Owl

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     Hump, trust me when I say that there’s no way anybody but the most actual unhinged and detached from reality would want to give a stiff the old stick and stir. I promise you.

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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:48:55 JST Owl

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     Percent of a percent of a percent.

     All that cadaverine and putrescine would easily get on the offender, they would be noticeable immediately.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:48:55 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Go on.... 🤔
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:52:24 JST Owl

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     And then all those delicious infection risks. You’ll be a dead man walking eventually.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 07:52:24 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • ]smirk[
     Pass it forward. :pepe_maracas:
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 09:36:23 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     >wouldn't want tofuck a cadaver
     
     You havent met humps wife. She lays there stiff as a board, but tight as a change purse!
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 09:36:23 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • ]smirk[
     > Can you put an ice pack on it. You're too warm.