Notices by Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org)

I would sign up right away.

(Source: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/44406790)

@botvolution

Same here, except has this concept of a "pharmacie de garde", which dictates that you must have an all night pharmacy opened in case of an emergency.

That place might be 50km away from you, but there is (usually) one. You may have to knock on the door to wake up the poor sod though.

All right, SDF seems back online!

Did you miss me? 😉

All right, time for the second part of the evening aka "Find an opened late-night pharmacy to refill the prescription".

Going out is the last thing I want to do right now, damn you prescriptions!

Yes, dear USians, there are countries where find a late-night pharmacy is a pain in the neck. 💊

PIZZA! 🍕

@binford2k @inthehands

That Elon is trying to kill... For everybody else except his own companies, of course.

Of course.

She said: "fight the real enemy".

But most of us did not listen. She was right all along.

Soon, it will be time for "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss". The lies, abuses and cover-ups will continue. The ass licking of the 'servant of Christ' on the backside of the rich and powerful will continue unabated.

@cwebber

Christine.

We have talked about this before.

You really need to do your own research, and not ask random strangers on the internet.

Also: you need to stop posting that type of question, because everyone at work is now wondering why I am laughing so hard! 😉

So... what would it take to recreate a community-driven CVE database?

And how do we backup the existing thing ASAP, before Mitre pulls the plug?

Come on, people, let's get going.

(PS: Yes, I know I am late to the party)

@joeo10

And let us not forget the FAA using Starlink despite it being a Bad Idea (tm)!

Financial Times:

Top Donald Trump official tells Europe to choose between US or Chinese communications tech

FCC chair Brendan Carr urges ‘western allies’ to pick Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite internet company

https://archive.is/CrpI2

How about a big cup of F*C|< YOU instead?

Europe does not need freaking SpaceX or freaking Starlink. You are just a corrupt tool.

@botvolution

Let me tell you all aout the monads... 😂

Learning about Haskell.

I did NOT need another rabbit hole to go down into...

@botvolution

I feel like this is doctored.

But Lord it's funny!!! 😂

@cwebber

P R O N K

@hisham_hm

986?

@botvolution

Just wait: counter tariffs are coming...

- Hello! We are the pollen you forgot all about during winter... And we are BAAAAACK, baby!

- Me: Oh noes! 😱

@botvolution

Non, strapon ! 😆

Your weird picture of Paris for the day.

(Don't ask. Just... Don't ask)