Notices by Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io), page 3

@lain the witches made the soup TOO BIG

@lain To encourage better saving habits we must repeal the money laundering laws.

@lain You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' glazer beams attached to their heads!

@lain If they control all the onions then they can make the price go down by selling, so it's a pretty safe bet for them. But to really do it right you also need to bring in a hooker with a heart of gold, a gorilla costume, and a $1 side bet.

@lain No, Hilary, it's not worth it.

@lain Well, they've certainly fucked up my bridge game, anyway.

@lain Recent discovery, and in the popular science news, at the time T. S. Eliot was writing his poems.

@lain Nuts and seeds. I suppose those are organs.

月 cakes

@thendrix @lain Ah, a man of taste and culture! Yes, my ratio model very recently switched from "buy" to "hold" for palladium, and I'm glad that I bought mine when the time and price were right. But that's not the headline today.

Well, now we've got gold over US$4000 *and* silver over US$50. What a time to be watching the markets, eh?

@lain ...with the lead pipe

@lain This is because of the danger of "fan death" if you're subjected to air conditioning that doesn't automatically shut off.

@lain How much for some Tylenol?

@lain Seems like a small price to pay for coverage against newly announced security issues.

@ocean I'd be pleased if they started small and just made Chuuru for humans.

@lain When you sleeping, but then you not sleeping, it's because you woke.

@lain Well, how many ones have you provisioned?

@lain My grandmother was a big fan of Bailey's. Every once in a while I drink it in memory of her.

@lain It looks like something we need NERV to destroy.