Notices by Evelyn fra denne andre øya (evelyn@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 5

multicam users when the cam isn't multi :woozy_melt:

@shibao @Moon@shitposter.club neeeeeeeeeeerd

doctorate? i sure hope so,

duckduckstop please

@clacke@libranet.de ireland is a country, albeit divided, in/on isn't usefully distinct here imo

FACT: Most computers are unarmed
FACT: Most computers cannot move
FACT: If you run now, you'll get a head start on moving/armed computers

run

mastodon uses british spelling in the API, but wasn't written in erlang, unacceptable

@clacke@libranet.de i did not know this!

top tip, sing "baby hai" in norwegian to make it more annoying

"low key public" is a bit of a weird decision, I guess it's technically an improvement but also lol

@Tarnport@mastodon.green "on mastodon" lmao #onhere

le tits now

"as an Amazonian"

companies with demonyms for employees, always a red flag

this is your annual reminder to join a trade union

i think the most important political belief I have is that swords should be decriminalised, swords are cool as fuck, fuck police

@lain@lain.com you wouldn't download this wine

referring to EEE as a "conspiracy theory" is a fascinating point of view, because it relies on ignoring the central motivation of companies (i.e. profit)

trains

[speaks foreign language]