Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com), page 4
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@zonk or you can also learn hypnotism and turn it against them. look at this pendulum... this afternoon, you will forget to send an invoice...
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@zonk I cut out the middleman and just go straight to sissy hypnosis on the internet, I'm saving real money
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some might call it a roman salute but I suspect that elon was having a stroke and he could only do one half of his favorite move
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@feld this is what the tik tok ban does to a mf
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@lain if there's a new xenoblade I'll buy it just for that. also I enjoyed the fuck out of odyssey like a giant autistic toddler so I'll take it
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is there gonna be something fun on the switch 2 or just mario kart 8 remastered?
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more like WINNER the pooh
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did zuck actually do something crazy or are people mad because it's fun to be mad
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@lain I thought it was a brand of gas station viagra
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@lain dummy thicc
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@lain true, true. I've grown in many ways but a lot of it is in the wrong direction
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I don't remember dansup being this retarded back in the day
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@lain @augustus it's ok though, they have to change now. that one guy unfollowed them
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@lain I know that in reality the chinese only chainsmoke and masturbate but the costco family makes me want to see them as super soldiers
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that's what I've been told that they like to watch
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@lain others call it a physical deformity, I call it a way of life
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@lain it's ok, I don't expect you to understand the fine arts
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i made a funny
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@thendrix I'm gonna need a couple of streams to adjust to the mismatch of the face and the voice, but it's a fun concept and design.
also best emoji
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favorite bit from the nimi debut was hiring a david attenborough impersonator off fiverr
the only way to sink lower from doing voiceovers on fiverr is downgrading to cameo, and you're definitely on that trajectory, so I doubt he has any idea what the script said but it'd be funny to know what he thought
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