Notices by sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com), page 3
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 11:11:17 JST sampo who the FUCK would want to watch a debate between tim waltz and jd vance of all people? they both look and sound like caricatures of the american politican, a man in a suit who gets up on stage to start a few wars and talk about his family but loves nothing more than getting his ass reamed. I'm willing to bet everything I own that they've both raped a child, you can see it in their eyes -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 02:32:24 JST sampo iron dome sounds like the name of a blowjob robot
I will post this every time there's a desert happening -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 21:27:24 JST sampo I hope the pdf is actually attached, I can't see it -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 21:25:25 JST sampo do advertisements actually work on some people? or is it just the biggest house of cards in the history of ever
I just can't believe that blasting sounds and colors in your face makes you buy shit -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 03:32:33 JST sampo @mia imo it's hard to interpret as "pro" transhumanism, shit kinda sucks. and in any case, people have woke psychosis right now but what I would put in that category is low-effort stuff that isn't made for the player's enjoyment but for the developers themselves. soma would be a masterpiece even if there was a gay leather club at the bottom of the ocean. -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 00:31:39 JST sampo gnu core utils has gone woke -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2024 00:43:43 JST sampo me having a cup of water for the 20th time today -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 07:18:07 JST sampo @lain oh fuck off, I've definitely posted that verbatim 15 seconds before cumming too. -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 06:44:30 JST sampo there was this news story about an american politician hornyposting on a forum called "nude africa" and I just want to endorse the forum and encourage you to browse it, there are many funny discussions. it's vaguely like nairaland which I'm still addicted to but even worse -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 05:38:48 JST sampo @lain hey man, $20 is $20 -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 05:36:50 JST sampo I'm finally getting around to playing mgs after I bought the collection like a year ago, I hope it lives up to the memes because I am projecting a lot of homoeroticism on this shit -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 04:31:43 JST sampo do british people actually call jerking off "thinking about the queen" or did I get got -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 04:31:10 JST sampo I was prepared to suffer for 3 hours because the last time matt walsh was on rogan it gave me brain damage but I was very much delighted by the moon landing discussion even though it was two retards unable to see each others points and just repeating the same thing. again. -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 16:01:24 JST sampo I found a funny website
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 14:56:47 JST sampo I have been informed very kindly by a coworker that the jews can blow my head off at any moment using my phone In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2024 23:12:32 JST sampo earlylifing is dead, the new meta is these things In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink Attachments
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-2024 21:54:53 JST sampo @lain just eat them before they do, americans won't lose an eating contest In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 13-Sep-2024 21:04:53 JST sampo why are ameriturds against eating geese. they're annoying and taste alright, just do it. you can sprinkle plastic and sugar on it if you're afraid that you won't be depressed anymore In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 22:26:22 JST sampo it's my favorite day of the entire year and I didn't even remember until just now. what is wrong with me In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink -
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sampo (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 01:59:14 JST sampo who wins if they end up making the baby together? I'm pretty sure that's where this is going In conversation from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink Attachments