Notices by mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓 (monorail@glaceon.social), page 2

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@Aleums what.......

last night i dreamed that i drilled a hole in my wall so worms could get in, and worms came in, and i hated it

forget where i saw this. might have been here even

@Aleums when i saw the movie Unfriended one of my complaints with it was that, surely if the ghost was going to prevent you from performing certain actions on facebook, the way to do that would be to interfere with the network requests when you make api calls. it feels like totally unnecessary extravagance to also modify the DOM to add whatever css classes grey out the links. my version of the movie would be worse but i stand by it

how does money work in dr. suess stories... the machine for adding stars to the plain-bellied sneetches costs $3 but mr. mcbean says that "the first to go through gets the trip at half fare". all the sneetches in line pay with one bill and one coin. how do you construct the currency such that $1.50 and $3.00 are both one bill and one coin? i hope somebody got fired for that one

@Aleums off the top of my head... when was eugen finding out that "toot" is a funny word and blaming hbomberguy for embarrassing him

()() is not a palindrome but ())( is

i was sick of typing cd into my terminal, pasting in a path, and then realizing that i had actually copied a whole cd command that no longer worked because it started with cd cd. spent a few minutes putting this in my .bash_aliases file

"but holly now you can't go into a folder called cd" sure i can. cd cd cd

you come to MY house. fuck MY wife

noticing that my posts on foss lex are getting reactions except for the one that asks "do you believe in me"

took some steps today without a walker or anything. just genuinely walked a little bit

every day that 2km distance to the convenience store and back feels a little shorter

@Rasp like a class?

there's obviously a lot more you can do with classes (and there are shortcuts for classes that only do stuff like this) but this is kind of the most barebones use case

update on this

i'm so tempted to go "fuck it, you know what, sure. let's do it"

the 2x4 lego brick is more useful, but the 2x3 lego brick is more intrinsically beautiful. it's a more pleasing ratio

the one universal experience of my generation, the one thing that binds us all together, is trying to get an address out of someone my dad's age

"you need to head left onto main"

"i just need an address"

"18 furlongs that way, turn north"

"i just need an address and i don't know which way north is"

"after that just head straight until you feel a deep sense of inexplicable longing, then left again"

"i just need an address"

in the building on ultrakill's gm_construct, there's this blocked-off door. if you noclip through it, you'll find a terminal. and if you read that terminal...

there's a really funny easter egg in ultrakill that has to do with the sandbox mode

the sandbox is designed to look almost identical to gm_construct, the default gmod map. (it's actually not any one version of construct, it pulls elements from a few different versions to try to be reminiscent of the "platonic" gm_construct, the one hakita thinks of when he thinks "gm_construct")

i laughed really really hard when i saw this, but it's actually not the easter egg i mean...

dude this skirt is so fucking goated. i discovered a new trick it can do