Notices by mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓 (monorail@glaceon.social)

stumbling into benny feldmen stand up comedian. funny guy

sleep paralysis demon and tooth fairy coming on the same night and having a meet cute

my elitist take is that if you're going to say "DOOM runs on everything" you'd better at least be starting with the actual doom source code. if you write a minimal first person shooter that looks like doom, for a calculator, it's not true that the calculator "runs doom". you wrote a game for the calculator, with the calculator in mind

if you have to make some adjustments to the source code to meet the hardware where it's at, fine. but you do have to be starting from the actual game doom if i'm going to accept "it runs doom"

that was tight as fuck considering i actually think this is a really easy day, and i used an exploit to skip literally an entire biome

clip from a run that got the speedrun badge by less than 3 minutes

wouldn't the fish and chips sign be clearer with a hyphen between fish and and and and and chips?

wouldn't that last sentence have been clearer with quotation marks before fish and between fish and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and chips as well as after chips?

hello women and non-women

The official legal citation guide, the Bluebook, uses Melee NTSC 1.02 being emulated on Dolphin as an example of how to cite emulated software.

i learned recently that some (most?) sign languages have a feature where you sign a noun and "put" it somewhere in 3d space. and then instead of using pronouns, you can just refer to where you put it. i think that's really cool

in the headlines today, scientists have confirmed that 23 is a prime number, making it the largest verified prime to date

i do not believe that sex scenes in movies are worthless. i do not think that they should stop putting sex in movies. i do think they should stop putting sex in porn

primer is so fake. "buy this paint and then buy more paint to cover your paint with" fuck you dude

i have a fun fact about netflix

the era of dolphin being really good overlapped with the era of netflix using extremely restrictive drm that didn't work on linux

for a while, the best way to watch netflix on linux was to emulate this bad boy

achoo

got to make my joke i like today

guy at the melee tournament asked my pronouns, i told him, and then went "switched mains after like 25 years"

it was like two full seconds before he laughed. in the middle he was like "wait, melee's not 25 years old yet..."

achoo

@Aleums @mtgcardlookup [[corrupted conviction|mom]]

there is one card in magic the gathering with oracle text that reads "This ability still resolves if its target becomes illegal."