Notices by Creature From The Dad Lagoon (thomas@laserdisc.party), page 4

Another fun one is that the nobility and wealthy in Aztec culture had harsher punishment for crimes because they were meant to lead by example

The roots of trees supported the many islands in the grid of the city and cutting down a living tree could get you sentenced to death

When the conquistadors arrived, over 200,000 people lived in Tenochtitlán. It was larger, cleaner, better lit, and more beautifully constructed than any city in Europe. Crops flourished and a network of interconnected waterways brought people into town on their canoes like highways on the water

There’s this meme going around where women are asking their boyfriend or husband how often they think about the Roman Empire and apparently a lot of guys think about it a lot, like many times a week. I don’t!

Sometimes I think about like, what if Columbus and all them never came to America? What would they have accomplished without violent intervention? What does Mesofuturism look like?

To me this is *way* more interesting. What if the Inca Empire or Mayan Empire or the Pueblo were allowed to continue on their own?

“The Romans had a huge road system”

Buddy, the Inca had over 20,000 miles of road through the Andes mountains and the desert. They had bridges stretching across chasms 15,000 feet in the air

The cities were just as beautiful and advanced as anything that was happening in Egypt. 6000 years ago the Inca and Mayans were gigantic empires with advanced engineering skills and would have had an incredible future if they weren’t actively destroyed.

I can’t wait until they catch them smuggling in berets and cigarette

The French get out of Africa challenge 2023. Speed run, no croissants

The French are smuggling croissants, holy fucking shit

One of these crimes is legal

This should be shocking, but it absolutely isn't lmao

I really can't stop reflecting on this. The police, a group of people backed by state power, who are ostensibly there to "serve and protect" stole more from people than burglars did last year. And it's not like they solved the burglaries! The "clearance rate" meaning actually SOLVING crimes is 54% nationally

The police are just a gang

@Polychrome but you can’t prove it doesn’t!!!

@Polychrome will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

Hot bears are just waiting at campsites near you!

Lol, it’s racism

Jesus fucking Christ

Genuinely seems like one of y’all made this