Notices by Thomas :letterboxd: (thomas@laserdisc.party), page 2

Men over 40 don’t know how to chill. All they know is stay home, doomscroll, too many movies, eat hot chip, and lie

@ItsJenNotGoblin @edstink @breakfastgolem was Grimace always that thick? The longest thread in the history of Mastodon

Share a funny meme with me in this thread

Some day George W Bush will die and join his father in hell

One of the worst things of the past few years is libs trying to rehabilitate W's image. He's a war criminal and no amount of painting soldiers will save his soul from damnation

*Walter Cronkite voice* from Dallas, Texas, President Kennedy was unalived by a pewpew at 1PM central standard time.

The most important thing I learned in my office job is to never be fully honest about yourself with anyone

Watching a Godzilla movie is a political act often equal to reading leftist theory

And nothing else relevant

Somebody said RFK Jr looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth and y’all

Do people know about the LaserDisc turtle?

Love an absolute lunatic director

AR-15 is just a variety of PEN-15

@tilton jury nullification isn’t some big secret!

Outside Luigi’s court hearing

You could go back in time and kill adult Hitler. It’s time to admit you just want to kill a baby.

@Aleums is the instance closing or is everyone just bailing out for some reason?

Got card sleeves for a board game and now the cards don't fit in the box right :affleck:

Sleeved cards shuffle so gooooood

My kid won the damn spelling bee!