Notices by Creature From The Dad Lagoon (thomas@laserdisc.party), page 2

“I can’t wait to debate the guy. That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up” Is Tim Walz making a couch fucker reference???

@jsit tough to do for a dad making a joke though

LMAO

@teethteethteeth lil feeties kicking so hard

Rich white people send their kids to private schools. They can rely on the school being mostly white, even in a majority black city like Memphis, because the school can reject whoever they want for any reason, and they do. “Sorry, you’re not a good fit”

Sorry, you can’t afford it. Sorry, you’re too brown.

Then we wonder why people are out here fundamentally not understanding people that aren’t exactly like them. Public school exposes you to a million different lives. You make friends that have completely different experiences of the world

Tony Allen’s kid goes to my nephew’s public school which is cool to me. Tony gets it

Meanwhile, republicans are trying to create these “vouchers” which take money away from public schools and give it to private schools under the bullshit reason of “school choice.” They actually caught a TN legislator saying he wanted to decimate the public school system. They want to put poor people at a disadvantage.

@AproposJoe how about, “all private schools are exclusionary and too expensive for many people to get the education they deserve because public schools are underfunded. Also because many private schools are tied to a church, they get tax benefits that public schools don’t get; therefore, the poor and middle class are actively harmed by private schools. Also they’re racist” How does that sound?

Private schools are racist, classist, and socially damaging

Respectfully, I am always right about The Movies

Why does this happen to every comic lol.

Also, he wants to get dommed by a “real man” etc etc

I am going bonkers

What gets me is the same thing as The Matrix one. I know it's coming. The anticipation cracks me up so much

I'm gonna figure out how TikTok works and create an account just to post these. Then I can make them forever and feel justified

CW: It's a portion of the beginning of Jaws

This might actually be scarier than the original

I am so so sorry

The prices of utilities are going negative for many people, resulting in utilities making less money.

California passed a law that changed from paying people for the extra power to not, resulting in a loss of installer jobs as people lose the incentive.

Fuck the Washington Post