Notices by Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club), page 5
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2023 05:19:17 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/whtddr/what_the_hell/ -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 15:01:13 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: #EmperorsNewClothes -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2023 10:16:47 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: 😂😂😂😂😀😀😀 If gay Mr.Clean blocked me I must be doing something right -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2023 10:16:47 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Dude.. are you stupid cuz it kinda sounds like you are -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 17:27:22 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: @Humpleupagus next time lock your suitcase -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 10:07:51 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Charlie Don’t Roll with Poop People -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Dec-2023 16:46:49 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: He came back to our room the next morning mortified. He said he was at the party .. drinking etc…. Woke up full boner .. confused.. but full chub. Looked up and a fat chick was on top riding him like a cowgirl on the run. He was disgusted and tried to stop it but was to drunk.
Funny tid-bit: When he awoke in the morning she was gone but he had shit on the tips of his fingers.. he remembered it was from when he tried to get her off him by grabbing her ass… an ass that had poop in the cheeks.
100% True story -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Dec-2023 10:54:01 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: My former roommate was legit raped by a fat chick. He was drunk and couldn’t stop her. -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 14:55:29 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: She’s obviously not familiar with this the U.S. Penal system -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Dec-2023 12:08:51 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: I but expensive things like gas cuz I have to drive to work to make money to buy expensive food …like eggs that have doubled in price -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 17:12:14 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Happy Thanksgiving -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 17:11:59 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: No explosion -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 17:11:58 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: I’ve got a thousand more if anyone is interested -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 17:11:58 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: No explosion -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 17:11:56 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: The only time a car was filmed “exploding” was during an NBC news report in 1993. Turns out NBC actually faked the whole thing by rigging the car (that crashes ) with explosives.
True story : NBC had to rig a car… in 1993.. with EXPLOSIVES for it to explode .. we are in 2023.. cars do not explode. -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 24-Nov-2023 17:11:16 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: What model car exploded at the Border as it tried to enter the USA /NY the day before Thanksgiving….I mean the FBI promises it was just an accident and nothing to see so it must be true. But I don’t want to buy a car that actually EXPLODES during a routine accident -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-Nov-2023 11:42:16 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Here’s a Thanksgiving Joke you can tell the kids on Thursday. (You’re welcome)
INTERVIEWER: What are you called ?
INDIAN: Me Chief FukemallI
INTERVIEWER: Why?
INDIAN: Cuz Me fuck them all. Big, Tall, Short, small… Me Fuck em all
INTERVIEWER: Oh Dear!!!
INDIAN: No, not deer. Deer run too fast -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 15:05:23 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: MFW I take a girl on a dinner date and only have $53.90 available left on my credit card available balance -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2023 10:38:01 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: I remember, back in my day, we use to call masturbation “Punching the Clown”
I don’t know we stopped calling it that. We should have never stopped calling it that. -
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Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-Nov-2023 11:09:15 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: Real life “Falling Down” moment . Dude had enough that day
Dude was trying to get home from work. Eco Protesters were blocking the freeway. He asked them to move they told him to go Fk himself. 2 dead protesters later, they found out