He came back to our room the next morning mortified. He said he was at the party .. drinking etc…. Woke up full boner .. confused.. but full chub. Looked up and a fat chick was on top riding him like a cowgirl on the run. He was disgusted and tried to stop it but was to drunk.

Funny tid-bit: When he awoke in the morning she was gone but he had shit on the tips of his fingers.. he remembered it was from when he tried to get her off him by grabbing her ass… an ass that had poop in the cheeks.

100% True story