Notices by Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai), page 3

I never knew what Frances Farmer looked like and it turns out she looked pretty much exactly what Kurt Cobain would have looked like if she'd lived long enough to transition

Absolutely no-one: ...
Helen Mirren: Isn't it sad that Kurt Cobain never used satnav

This just in: Helen Mirren really does always say that she's sad Kurt Cobain missed out on various technology.

the "always say" is sending me

I do remember vividly that they had us all padded up on the legs, helmets and breastplates, it was a glaring omission to have not bothered with the gloves and in hindsight there was almost definitely a full health and safety process initiated. But also, it barely hurt and imo it is a moral imperative to shirk PE wherever possible.

Haven't played cricket since. If I ever do I am 100% pulling that move again, and I've had like 25 years of practice at dramatics since then.

My favourite sport to play is cricket because when we did it at school the teacher didn't make us wear gloves and while I was batting a girl threw badly and it slightly brushed my finger and I went down like a premier league footballer on a tiny contact then I didn't have to do PE for the rest of the year in case my parents sued.

"Neurodivergent childhood is when all your teachers thought you were a little shit"
"Neurodivergent childhood is when all your teachers thought you were a joy to have in the classroom"
The secret third thing: you were intensely polarising among the teachers you had.

straight up monkin it

fish aesthetics

bob wire

netflix

@BethanyBlack my butthole is 100% typical, thank you very much

good advice, probably

elon musk and grimes

shoplifter role play blog

pets vs keyboards

just adequate

this place is amazing

At some point in the next 5-10 days (I asked about follow-up), I am 100% getting a call from the dermatology department going "hey, you know your dodgy mole? We should take that off". I KNOW!!!!! JUST TAKE THE DAMN MOLE!!!!!