Notices by Graham Sutherland / Polynomial (gsuberland@chaos.social), page 2

@geheimorga ffmpreg

@thomasfuchs it's ok they'll announce they're putting ads in their SSDs and it'll be back up in no time

"what's in the feet?"

"pain"

the Bene Gesserit would take one look at my fucked up joints and be like "ok nah that's a bit harsh, let's stick with the pain box"

my brother just sent me this picture of his cat

spent a while debugging why my computer can't reach certain IP addresses on my LAN.

the problem randomly went away.

I hate this.

@Lyle neither

finally clearing out the lab today so I can get the floor clear and a second set of drawers in.

bloody hard work but better than doing it next week when it's 30-something degrees.

found a CD from 2005 in a drawer.

the drawers were from a furniture company that hasn't existed for over 18 years.

I am an old.

I keep thinking about weird ways to abuse parasitics and non-idealities in components to make circuits that look nonsensical but actually work.

@thomasfuchs I think the price is absolutely nuts given that you could buy a near-equivalent device from another Android phone vendor, make your own choices about what you do and don't want to access, and have enough money left over to buy an entire Amiga 500 with drives and accessories (or, alternatively, something like a Minidisc player or a Tangara)

npm install --ignore-scripts --plz-no-supply-chain-attacks --oh-god-when-will-the-horrors-end

@thomasfuchs see replies

oh shit, there's a massive air leak on the ISS. sounds like the astronauts are preparing to scrub the mission over it. that's rough.

"we have received a request to not deliver your package today, as the receiving address is not open for business"

motherfucker what

@sophieschmieg let it be known that Pingu and I were the lead silicon engineers for the Clipper Chip.

@dalias @jpm yeah but I don't want to "just" maintain an entire fucking spreadsheet of what software versions I have to explicitly request from package managers to avoid this shit >:(

@jpm pandoc becoming slopdoc

if software maintainers could stop ruining my day that'd be great, thanks

@soatok that's the demon's name.