Notices by jae[0]™ (jae@mastodon.bsd.cafe), page 2

@pwm can't unsee the beergut

almighty gaylords

@lain

i sewed my face to the carpet, and didn't have to reload the loom

@feld @lain

love...

@VD15 @lain

@vii i'm not a doggo, but i can cosign with confidence!

@lain authentic rolex friendship braclet. it's worth a fortune.

@lain

well now i'm not going to invite you to bsd party anyways. tear up my friendship bracelet i made you for new years last year. take that!

somewhere, things are happening, in silence

@sun i deal with the goddamn customers, so the models don't have to. i have prompting skills!!!!

@sun @lain doesn't surprise me, it's got like 4-5 core plots it seems

love a good deal!

as part of my "forgot to pay email bill" and respective forward service. this is my magical ui. isn't it nice?

the service is working 100%. and mimics combination of addy[dot]io and cloudflare email workers

hosted on 7$/yr vps, forwards perfectly to one or many email addresses

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next steps:
- ui refinement so it doesn't look like i have iq of 82
- retry on delivery faillure
- store and forward if transit mta relay mechanism fails
- temporary disable of alias
- update target email address
- add gpg pre-wrap of email payloads to target email address
- smoke weed

- ui refinement [x]
- retry on delivery failure [x]
- store pending relay mechanism failure [x]
- temp disable of alias [x]
- delete of alias [x]

next steps:

- gpg pre-wrap of email payloads
- smoke weed
- hookers and blow
- fraud
- mc hammer pants

@lain development happens in a flash.

@p @NonPlayableClown @Wiz i like my women like i like my cocaine. high-quality, no solvents, thick af, originating from south america

@vii operators (with capture cards) are standing by. please deposit login for the first 30min encoded in format of your choice.

@p @Suzu@detroitriotcity.com @NonPlayableClown @Wiz

> foamy

@SilverDeth @Suzu@detroitriotcity.com @p @NonPlayableClown @Wiz i like my women like i like my crypto. asymmetric, clean, well-rounded, and lightweight

@p @NonPlayableClown @Wiz a man of refinement i see. well played