Notices by KrazyKat (kikokate@mstdn.party)

Hey! It’s FUCKIT FRIDAY!!!!

@scream Again?

@scream Have you asked your doctor about Donald TRümP? TRümP is considered an effective alternative to brainectomy.
Note: Some patients have reported symptoms of indigestion, narcissism, genital warts and locusts. Do not take TRümP if you are not already enamored of fascism or already in a mind bending cult.
Ask your doctor about Donald TRümP TODAY!

This just in: Carbuncle consciousness has been identified within the perimeter of Elon’s rectum.

@scream

@thezenlady @StillIRise1963 @nazokiyoubinbou

Warning: I have a dark sense of humor — very dark. With this in mind, I offer the following proclamation: July 13th shall henceforth be known as Maxwell Smart Day!

Karen’s First Jesus?

@laprice @tofugolem Hostages.

@tofugolem @laprice Precisely.

@tofugolem @laprice Context.

@laprice @tofugolem Yes — and history.

@laprice @tofugolem You assume much. I’ll see your straw man and raise you this: What are the hostages worth?

@tofugolem @laprice Bibi is not motivated by hostages — well, maybe embarrassed, perhaps? — but an excuse to exterminate Hamas.

@tofugolem @laprice The problem with Hamas is their embedded in the population — by design.

Carnivorous Pornographic Weasel Pops are recommended as treatment for erectile dysfunction, vaginal dentata and MAGA brain worms. Ask your doctor about carnivorous Pornographic Weasel Pops today!

Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? Ask your Tesla dealer if Cyber Truck is right for you!

@Celeste_pewter https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-05-15/police-converge-on-pro-palestinian-protest-at-uc-irvine-students-are-told-to-shelter-in-place

@azedand2knots And why, pray tell, do we need to authenticate … my … ass?