Notices by KrazyKat (kikokate@mstdn.party)

@scream

@thezenlady @StillIRise1963 @nazokiyoubinbou

Warning: I have a dark sense of humor — very dark. With this in mind, I offer the following proclamation: July 13th shall henceforth be known as Maxwell Smart Day!

Karen’s First Jesus?

@laprice @tofugolem Hostages.

@tofugolem @laprice Precisely.

@tofugolem @laprice Context.

@laprice @tofugolem Yes — and history.

@laprice @tofugolem You assume much. I’ll see your straw man and raise you this: What are the hostages worth?

@tofugolem @laprice Bibi is not motivated by hostages — well, maybe embarrassed, perhaps? — but an excuse to exterminate Hamas.

@tofugolem @laprice The problem with Hamas is their embedded in the population — by design.

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Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? Ask your Tesla dealer if Cyber Truck is right for you!

@Celeste_pewter https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-05-15/police-converge-on-pro-palestinian-protest-at-uc-irvine-students-are-told-to-shelter-in-place

@azedand2knots And why, pray tell, do we need to authenticate … my … ass?