Notices by Tofu Golem (tofugolem@mastodon.social)

“One: Avoid the D.C. spectacle — to deny Trump crowds, AND to avoid being targeted by MAGA thugs, Trump’s Homeland Security Gestapo, etc. Odds are they will be looking to send a message about protestors.

Two: Attend an alternative event. The two big ones seem to be the ‘No Kings’ events — check here to find and/or organize one. There’s also events being scheduled by Women’s March. Other suggestions include attending Flag Day events (the 14th), looking for ways to…”

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/6/3/2325865/-About-TACO-Man-s-Big-Beautiful-Birthday-Parade-It-s-a-trap

This is insane and comical. These American Gestapo agents wore night vision goggles to arrest someone on a plane in broad daylight.

We are losing our rights and freedoms to a bunch of insecure little boys playing dress-up.

@WarnerCrocker
It seems like the only tactic Russian officers know is human wave attacks. It's been like that since before communism.

@Garwboy
As someone said, the purpose of AI is to provide wealth with access to skills, while denying the skilled access to wealth.

Polio is making a comeback thanks to those anti-science lunatics.

https://discoverwildscience.com/the-polio-comeback-how-a-nearly-vanquished-virus-reemerged-in-modern-cities-1-320372/

Be crimes, do gay.

(For people using automated translation: this is a mix-up of the phrase "be gay, do crimes")

This is a neat and accurate summary of American politics, and an explanation of how America got to where it is today.

If this bothers you, NEVER go to Sweden. You do not want to find out what manner of food they put in squeeze tubes.

I am ⅛ Swedish, and I… uh… will never understand that aspect of Swedish culture.

This story warms my heart.

Old, but still relevant and still funny.

Supposedly, there is video of Epstein killing himself. Let's go over some background first.

Epstein got his start in life because someone gave him a job at an exclusive private school despite his lack of qualifications.

That someone was the father of William Barr, Trump's Attorney General in his first administration. William Barr is the one who took Epstein off of suicide watch.

If Epstein was killed, this is what made him accessible to assassins.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5323778-dan-bongino-jeffrey-epstein-jail-footage-release/

1/2

I regret to inform you that I will not be competing in the Bocuse D'or this year.

@bmacDonald94
If corporations are people, then owning or selling stocks is slavery.

One of the consequences of racism and sexism is the tendency to simply dismiss complaints by women and minorities.

By the way, NPR has since edited this article, I presume because of the backlash on social media.

Same.

If the parasites wanted us to buy more stuff, they would pay us enough to live.

Even when Trump contradicts himself, they still believe him.

@br00t4c
Buwahahahahahaha!

Right.

Putin's lapdog is going to "put the screws" on the guy holding his leash.

These aren't just white South Africans. These are white South Africans who claim that they are being persecuted so bad that they need to flee to another country.

These are white supremacists, and they decided that South Africa is no longer racist enough for them, but the USA is.

@br00t4c
Reminder: Republicans wanted to impeach Biden over a $5 million bribe that turned out to not exist, but not for a $400 million bribe that is very real.

And yeah, Obama would have been run out on a rail for this.