Notices by Tofu Golem (tofugolem@mastodon.social), page 2

This story warms my heart.

Old, but still relevant and still funny.

Supposedly, there is video of Epstein killing himself. Let's go over some background first.

Epstein got his start in life because someone gave him a job at an exclusive private school despite his lack of qualifications.

That someone was the father of William Barr, Trump's Attorney General in his first administration. William Barr is the one who took Epstein off of suicide watch.

If Epstein was killed, this is what made him accessible to assassins.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5323778-dan-bongino-jeffrey-epstein-jail-footage-release/

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I regret to inform you that I will not be competing in the Bocuse D'or this year.

@bmacDonald94
If corporations are people, then owning or selling stocks is slavery.

One of the consequences of racism and sexism is the tendency to simply dismiss complaints by women and minorities.

By the way, NPR has since edited this article, I presume because of the backlash on social media.

Same.

If the parasites wanted us to buy more stuff, they would pay us enough to live.

Even when Trump contradicts himself, they still believe him.

@br00t4c
Buwahahahahahaha!

Right.

Putin's lapdog is going to "put the screws" on the guy holding his leash.

These aren't just white South Africans. These are white South Africans who claim that they are being persecuted so bad that they need to flee to another country.

These are white supremacists, and they decided that South Africa is no longer racist enough for them, but the USA is.

@br00t4c
Reminder: Republicans wanted to impeach Biden over a $5 million bribe that turned out to not exist, but not for a $400 million bribe that is very real.

And yeah, Obama would have been run out on a rail for this.

Gosh, I wonder what happened in 2024 that cause the world's opinion of the USA to suddenly collapse like that?

Once again, Republicans are Making China Great Again.

https://www.politico.eu/article/usa-popularity-collapse-worldwide-trump-return/

Qatar gives Trump a plane, and oh look! A new golf course!

Trump is reducing corruption exactly the same way he reduced egg prices.

https://www.newsweek.com/new-trump-golf-course-55-billion-beachside-project-announced-qatar-2066482

The Israeli government is pure evil, and so are Republicans.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/23/ben-gvir-us-republicans-support-bombing-gaza-food-and-aid-depots

I bet if someone released a song saying that the genocide in Gaza was a bad thing, they would have no problem removing it rapidly and efficiently.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/ye-song-glorifying-hitler-gets-millions-views-x-platforms-struggle-rem-rcna205905

Protesters: are you paying attention? Break up the bigger protests into a large number of smaller protests to make things difficult for the Stasi, I mean the SS, I mean the pigs, I… you know what I mean.

America is the laughingstock of the world.

This is all self-inflicted.

America's not going to make it. The number of stupid people has reached critical mass.

How could things have gone wrong?

He is white, and therefore superior. Things should be going better now. It must be a plot.