Notices by tehfishman (tehfishman@ioc.exchange)

@soatok worse than Elon's clubhouse?

@catsalad so I actually have a firewall maintenance window tonight in which I push to prod and it turns out that Palo Alto is also pushing to prod AT THE SAME TIME

@prettygood that cannot possibly be a real human

@prettygood
*actual borgmatic documentation*

@prettygood I literally just started using it a few days ago and there's definitely a "we thought about including batteries but decided not to" vibe in the documentation.

@prettygood I haven't fully dug into borgmatic just yet. I looked at their docs which also have a link to a very lengthy sample systemd unit file and decided I didn't actually have time for that right now

@GossiTheDog "don't make me open mspaint" is a threat I plan on using in catastrophically dumb meetings.

@GossiTheDog @esandell they won't even give me that much with an NDA. NCSC-NL has done more for Citrix customers than Citrix.

Since we couldn't patch immediately due to "reasons" I went the route of voiding the warranty and automated the webshell checks to at least have an ounce of visibility on these shitty black box appliances.

https://github.com/brf2010/citrix-webshell-alert

It's not even complicated. It's just short shell scripts. I'm just some fucking guy. If Citrix can't even do this much and send some shit over syslog then what fucking good are they

@GossiTheDog cve 7775 instead of 5777. Practically manufactured to be easy to get confused.