Notices by tehfishman (tehfishman@ioc.exchange)

@prettygood first one, then the other.

@prettygood sounds like maybe some troll is mad about being defederated

@cR0w @darfplatypus
introducing imposter syndrome, where you get to know things but still feel like a sack of hammers is better at computers

@soatok @mkj obviously not your job, but IMO valid responses include `lmao get loved loser get absolutely fucking treasured`

@rootsandcalluses My back yard smells like strawberry right now and I've had strawberry snacks for days. Best ground cover.

@prettygood a rumble that threatened to be a huge dump but was just a wimpy toot

@prettygood fwiw I haven't seen anything from them "organically" in months, but there are a few accounts over there that are active if I go to the profile pages directly. Seems like one of their main people stopped posting entirely in January

@da_667 the next Resident Evil should really take place on a mega cruise ship.

@soatok worse than Elon's clubhouse?

@catsalad so I actually have a firewall maintenance window tonight in which I push to prod and it turns out that Palo Alto is also pushing to prod AT THE SAME TIME

@prettygood that cannot possibly be a real human

@prettygood
*actual borgmatic documentation*

@prettygood I literally just started using it a few days ago and there's definitely a "we thought about including batteries but decided not to" vibe in the documentation.

@prettygood I haven't fully dug into borgmatic just yet. I looked at their docs which also have a link to a very lengthy sample systemd unit file and decided I didn't actually have time for that right now

@GossiTheDog "don't make me open mspaint" is a threat I plan on using in catastrophically dumb meetings.

@GossiTheDog @esandell they won't even give me that much with an NDA. NCSC-NL has done more for Citrix customers than Citrix.

Since we couldn't patch immediately due to "reasons" I went the route of voiding the warranty and automated the webshell checks to at least have an ounce of visibility on these shitty black box appliances.

https://github.com/brf2010/citrix-webshell-alert

It's not even complicated. It's just short shell scripts. I'm just some fucking guy. If Citrix can't even do this much and send some shit over syslog then what fucking good are they

@GossiTheDog cve 7775 instead of 5777. Practically manufactured to be easy to get confused.