@fesshole 20 years ago, in the queue into a carpark, a bunch of loud lads in a flashy BMW chucked a half eaten wrap of fish and chips on the pavement in front of me.
I picked it up with a view to chucking it in the back of their car.
They knew what was coming and rolled the windows up before I could.
So I rubbed the fish and chips into the air vent under the windscreen wipers.