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@lain@lain.com well so are many respected and influential software developers so 🤷

@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz nah the metaverse was their excuse to proprietarize the concept of "meta"

@lain@lain.com @kaia@brotka.st and even more awesome when one simply does not buy it

@lain@lain.com @kaia@brotka.st this would kick so much ass if they "just" gave up on preloading it with "the app economy" and let people install their own OS like God intended

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer "if your eyeballs are not already finely vibrating, you will comprehend nothing of what you are about to see here ... turn away surfer before it scars you forever ... :strelok_grin:"

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer yeahp *"ai or whatever"... prolly easiest is measure nystagmus. weren't there like eyeball heart rate monitors for phone camera, same principle

instead of age verification being forced down i dont want to complete this fucking sentence, how about we have a social network that uses ai to identify signs of intoxication in your biometrics and only lets you in if you're high enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aaMzWEg7dg

@kaia@brotka.st wat he do?

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love @aethernaut@mastodon.art funny how

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer rare! met frens, drank drinks, ate foods, thunk thoughts! ^____&

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
good good
means tiger is sleep
brb makin ligga
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@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love tfw no ecig

@lain@lain.com it is! definitely not worth the 5-10x markup tho, imo

@lain@lain.com wtf is even up with this dubai chocolate thing, it's like a fad generated by gpt

@lain@lain.com https://mastodon.social/@Zoll@social.bund.de/114121743178335035

@kaia@brotka.st it is why russians can steal bank account but bank can not serve torrent file :strelok_grin:

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer turned out the "artificial intelligence" was all along a bunch of irate bulgarian dropouts drinking hell energy and smoking ciggies

@lain@lain.com @kaia@brotka.st microsoft be doin what microsoft be always doin; they are teaching people to accept stupid

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love or ELSE!

@triodug@shitposter.world @Mitsu@outerheaven.club @lain@lain.com https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/10/british-tourist-detained-us-authorities-10-days-visa-issue https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/03/ice-german-tourist-detained-immigration welp