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   marmosets have names (maimun@hollow.raccoon.quest)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 15:47:23 JST marmosets have names

   instead of age verification being forced down i dont want to complete this fucking sentence, how about we have a social network that uses ai to identify signs of intoxication in your biometrics and only lets you in if you're high enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aaMzWEg7dg

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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 15:47:50 JST prettygood

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     @maimun >ai that detects intoxication
     
     I want this for gatekeeping purposes, only the genuinely fuckered can truly comprehend what I post.
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     marmosets have names (maimun@hollow.raccoon.quest)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 15:50:46 JST marmosets have names

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     @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer yeahp *"ai or whatever"... prolly easiest is measure nystagmus. weren't there like eyeball heart rate monitors for phone camera, same principle

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     marmosets have names (maimun@hollow.raccoon.quest)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 15:52:38 JST marmosets have names

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     @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer "if your eyeballs are not already finely vibrating, you will comprehend nothing of what you are about to see here ... turn away surfer before it scars you forever ... :strelok_grin:"

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