Notices by ((Jann Gobble)) 🏳️‍🌈 (jgobble@mastodon.social)

@kims I vote for Betty White!

@Gargron ARGH! I didn't know I could. Thanks!

@Gargron Give me something to turn off nagging "Please alt text" things. many times I put in the toot text what it is. I hate having to re-enter it when I add image.

@Gargron I never understood these small "bistro" tables...

I wanna massive table if I'm in a place that serves food! 😂

So.. I'm beginning the port AWAY from #Google domains hosted email now!

This #DEI statement is the last straw!

Is #FastMail the one to port your domain(s) to?

Does anyone know of a better email hosting company? (I have 4 or 5 domains to move and want to make sure I can 'port all the current emails in my family's inboxes as well. I want to make this as seamless as possible).

Thanks!

@lisamelton, can you boost for reach please?

@GottaLaff

ANYONE who buys a #Google phone or uses #Android is now complicit! #Apple didn't end DEI! And Apple isn't worried ending #DEI in order to maintain any federal contracts.

"Google tells employees why it’s ending DEI hiring goals"

https://www.theverge.com/google/607012/google-dei-hiring-goals-internal-memo?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

@georgetakei EXCEPT for the fact that the top of the potato plant is a poison! (The nightshade portion has solamine)

Sorry, had to say it...

@molly0xfff MAYBE follow up and let us know why it's beyond parody please? Sorry, but lots of us follow you for explanation and don't understand why this is "beyond parody".

@inthehands @airspeedswift I like Objective-C better. More descriptive. Tells you what you are sending and receiving! 😉

@Gargron Keychains next? PLEASE?

@philsplace @cstross I wonder if #Apple will sue cos #TimeCapsule...

@eff @legind @zoracon Oh, the way Father Robert Ballecer, SJ uses it, it could be a weapon of mass destruction... 😂

@cstross Ummm... "ungrateful colonials"? Before the Act of Union of 1707 weren't y'all actually an ungrateful "kingdom" that wouldn't submit? 😉 ❤️

@Gargron WAIT! You have *two* and I HAVE NONE!? 😂

@Gargron @peachfront Thanks, Eugen! Cos we really rely on Mastodon here for #HurricaneHelene and other emergencies here in #Florida. I know that might not be the best thing to do, but it's the best we've got during emergencies when other social networks aren't reliable anymore.

@peachfront @Gargron Not a problem! This is STILL going on (Helene) and if Eugen wants people to go to the #fediverse for information, they need to do better!

@Gargron: Hey #Mastodon / #fedeverse : At NO POINT IN TIME YESTERDAY - on my web page "explore" page on mastodon.social - did #Hashtags contain:

#HurricaneHelene, #Hurricane, or #Helene

None showed up - even though when I typed them, they had FAR MORE USES in the "autocomplete" drop-down than the hashtags that DID SHOW UP!

Fix this please!