Notices by Max Leibman (maxleibman@beige.party)

RE: https://beige.party/@SonOfManagement/117468333272620734

He is risen . . . and is hungry for brains.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/117467519925188493

Beige.party once again hits ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT #AltText coverage!

RE: https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/117461657740831054

#Fedihired posts are getting weirder by the day.

Due to a typo in the meeting minutes I sent out at the end of the day, management is now expecting us to deliver a new intranet built on Microsoft SharkPoint, and frankly, the team is PUMPED.

You need to update your priors. Copying things off of the internet has come a long way in the last few months. Copying things off of the internet is the future. If you aren't on board with copying things off of the internet, you're going to be left behind. There's a non-zero chance that copying things off of the internet will wipe out humanity. But copying things off the internet will also cure cancer and eliminate work. Which is why we have to keep copying things off of the internet.

I see October is finally starting to act its age.

(For those of you who don’t speak Fahrenheit, I believe the metric equivalent is “chilly.”)

Someone I knew from IRL used to have a very popular Twitter account, and she would frequently end her tweets with “This post does not contain a question.”

I think about that a lot, here.

I’m exhausted, I have an impossibly long to do list and multiple, conflicting deadlines looming. So, there’s only one thing to do: roll up my sleeves, and open Mastodon.

My dad found this while cleaning out for a move, something my late mother made a long time ago. I haven’t ever seen it before (or at least not since I was around the age portrayed in the piece).

October is Cybersecurity Awareness Month! To get into the spirit, post your best password.

Fediverse, our time is nigh!

Make sure to get your corvid booster. 🐦⬛

#VaccinesWork

Young people love it when they say “Six Seven” and you reply by belting out “Five-three-oh-ni-eeee-iiiine!”

Site: We noticed that you are blocking our ads.

Me: That’s right.

Site: But that’s how we pay for this content. Will you disable your ad-blocker?

Me: No. My ad blocker is how I stop you from spying on me.

Site: But we’re not spying on you.

Me: Then how did you know I’m blocking your ads?

[whistling a tune from "Luigi's Mansion" while on hold with UnitedHealth's customer service...]

Headline Writer Hit By Subject-Object Confusion, Unable to Tell Who is Responsible for Layoffs and Who They Happened To.

Our journalist has gone rogue and described a tech company setting up a computer to do whatever an LLM tells it to, lowering their security restrictions on it, and repeatedly prompting it to take action as "an AI going rogue."

Classic oppositess attract situation—she’s into Bauhaus, he’s more bounce house.

Using a gyroscope to detect Greek food.

RE: https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/117313890186116093

“If you’re not paying for it, you’re not the customer, you’re the product.”

Facebook in 2026: You’re still the product, but also you have to pay.