Notices by haliey welch-fargo (esvrld@normal.style), page 2

(holding a speech to my followers before i send them off to dogpile rohirrim.social) you suck mondo amounts of ass as your main thing... you're weak as fuck... the only man-flesh you're tasting is if someone punches you on the mouth...

about to start vibrating with the amount just seeing these weirdos' visages is making me want to shove them in a locker. terrible

saw the phrase 'medical emergency on the court' and had the briefest upsurge of glee before realising it was about sports and not the supreme court

the doomsday cock has been pumped up to 99% erect

@riley @Aleums very carefully

@Aleums oh damn those do look good

@Aleums who's this for

@dankwraith well, see, the free market is where the elect prosper due to their virtue. and if they don't then something must be wrong

the last thing you see before you pass out from an overdose of goop candle fumes and alkali water

something i find charming about the lesswrong set is their deep belief in the power of thoughts-as-thoughts. things like roko's basilisk and the notion of 'infohazard' in general, or even the concept of 'bias' they use. that just be deploying the process of ordinary discursive thought in a certain way something momentous can be set in motion

from 'the road to tiananmen' by richard baum in 'the politics of china' edited by roderick macfarquhar, the standard textbook for the political history of the prc

not going to check but i'm assuming those articles about deepseek had the writers asking them about the (completely made up by western media) 'tiananmen square massacre' and getting upset when it correctly reported it never happened

science has no explanation for why glass shards taste like blood

whenever the news say someone 'slammed' someone else, it means they had sex

very few people so far have taken advantage of this offer, i assume because the instructions are too complex, but reminder again that i'll give you a free pdf copy of my book if you show me a donation to any post asking for money i've boosted. that's several dollars of value you're leaving on the table

quick, everyone donate $4000 to Incompetent Online Man so he doesn't have to make his bad website for free! / what are you asking for money for, you fucking poor. just learn to code like us!

it's so fucked trump is going to make the us into a fascist police state. imagine if he directs federal agencies to conduct warrantless mass surveillance, infiltrate, smear, and harass subversive organisations, and assassinate activists 😨

'i will make the federated instagram!'

(5 minutes later)

'it turns out hosting images costs a lot of money. i'm not good at optimisation. please donate :( '

nasa is going to launch my balls into orbit

for anyone interested in dmt, we unearthed the dog of the matter in 'gates of thanateros', in earthly delights ogdo vol 2b. there's an interview with a certain up-and-coming electronic musician in it, too