Notices by CoramDeo (corandeo@noauthority.social)

@ILoveAmericaNews

Replace gym class with assembly work. Make iPhones in America with those tiny hands snd sharp eyes. I swear, kids are built to assemble shit.

@ILoveAmericaNews @TitoTill

There might be some shit-stained-underwear billionaires out there.

@ILoveAmericaNews @Dan_Ramos

Just need 50-70 beers and you’re good to go. No regrets.

@Dan_Ramos @ILoveAmericaNews

😂😂

@ILoveAmericaNews

That thing has a forehead like a Klingon.

@ILoveAmericaNews

Scumbag = used condom.

@ZeroSum06

If the brows don’t meet, the Italian is incomplete.

@Missustruth1776 @ILoveAmericaNews

Dad should dress him like a girl and sneak him out of the country. Let irony reign.

@ZeroSum06

I went with Stellar for instead.

@Nicktherat @chainsaw_appreciator @doctorsex @matty @LostShakerOfSalt

Genius 7 in the house.

@matty @doctorsex @Nicktherat @LostShakerOfSalt @chainsaw_appreciator

Keep supporting starcucks, or black rifle, or whatever corporate swill you want to shove down your gullet. You won’t change my mind.

@LostShakerOfSalt @doctorsex @Nicktherat

Good luck being an angry gremlin. I don’t know what to tell you. Go vote for Harris then. You seem to align well.

@Nicktherat @doctorsex @LostShakerOfSalt @matty

Who, me? Vote for Harris?

@LostShakerOfSalt @matty @doctorsex @Nicktherat

I’ve never voted for a D in my entire life. I don’t drink coffee. Caffeine is a drug weak men take to stay awake because they have low T. My firearm collection is more than adequate and well maintained. My food stocks are well maintained. And football is the for the woke folk who want to bend a knee. You call me a D when you’re the one out there cupping their balls and watching the games. MMA only.

@ZeroSum06

I had some other ideas floating around, but Shindler’s List and Goys-R-Us didn’t do well in the focus group.

@ZeroSum06

I'm thinking there is a missed business opportunity here. Shouldn't I be able to eBay my organs after death to my family's benefit? Maybe a site like Dahmer's List where relatives of the deceased can auction off good, used retinas.

@ZeroSum06

True. 😂😂😂

@ZeroSum06

This should get her clean down there.

@Richard @BowsacNoodle @MummaBear

I would use Jojoba would as the carrier to stead of olive oil. It absorbs better. Hemp oil is good, too, but sometimes has a peanut aroma.

@PNS

He’s going fishing, right?