Notices by Hyperhidrosis (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world), page 4
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@coolboymew @weeble @david @tiskaan
>isn't watching Boruto
🫵😹 == 🚼
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@mangeurdenuage Isabelle: Hey have you seen the mayor?
me to the girl villagers:
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@professionalbigot69 Ahh man I'm so hungry, if only there was a lean satiating protein source.
The humble chicken:
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Had a dream I bought a Tesla and tried putting a sim card in it.
jerked off while driving then woke up covered in cum.
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@twl @get @lebronjames75 I like how the evil niggas were nerfed with hubris, they can't go for long without telling you they're Jews.
like how indians, every sentence that comes out of their mouth has to reference they're Indian.
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@lebronjames75
>i was in the war
nigger, the moment I get drafted they're gonna paralyze me with mRNA microchip brain 5g linux signals then use the electric man anus dialater and my Jewish superior officers are gonna take turns raping me. then they're gonna let me run for my life as a trick and blow me to shreds with ai drone railgun.
And after all that they're gonna slander me as a defector and send an additional 200 billion to isreal.
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@coolboymew
>chooses to buy cereal for fun
>chooses the worst most garbage nigger cereal
this is why you feel like garbage because it tastes bad!!!
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I really like cubes especially Smooth cube with sharp corners.
I also like cylinders but only the coin kind.
long cylinders do nothing for me.
Also rectangle sometimes i like them depending on what material and their functions.
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@bloojay I don't like them much. They don't have the same appeal and uniformity of the cube.
Maybe if it were made of a hard chocolate it might have a good mouth feel.
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@Nudhul @bloojay No
hand texture and mouth feel are completely different.
I wouldn't want to eat a hard cube chocolate with sharp corners. But I would enjoy a coin chocolate.
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@Nudhul @bloojay
Truecel Hyperhidrosis in possession of Expensive vocabulary, fakecel seal nigga angry at hyperhidrosis for big word say.
Truly this is a dog whistle for total hyperhidrosis death.
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@Nudhul @bloojay Ok but things feel different depending on the body parts you use.
Hand feel and mouth feel are different.
just like how sticking my dick in a pagina make me awooga bawooga
but eating it make me RAWWWR XD
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@Nudhul @bloojay
Mouth texture
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@Nudhul @bloojay
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS CIA would be like
>Wait wtf? how did they know about the child porn? the computer was completely isolated from the net.
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@kaia Highly erotic muscular ass!!!! Omg :shock:
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@t284lyfe should've gotten this
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@BowsacNoodle @evgandr @white_male @matthew This is real and a big reason why open source software is garbage.
Developers aren't graphic designers, they can't design for shi!!'nn
so looking at an open circulatory system might be super sigma for a surgeon to navigate, your average Joe is gonna just switch to a better designed proprietary hooker to get head from.
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@PurpCat Linux is causing cancer we have to destroy the Linux towers.
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@Mitsu bunny when the
the leafy greens (fiber optic cable) enter the vicinity
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