Notices by Smeetoo (smeetoo@noauthority.social)

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https://youtu.be/cHl_gsd0OR0?is=G_vt6nmxgixFfb8E

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Closest family I have are first cousins (one of whom I'll be staying with after heart surgery), so just toss me in the oven and ship me up to my designated funeral home to put me in the ground.

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I see a Rascal scooter in her future

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How does one come up with the idea to "cook" diet coke and ketchup?

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https://youtu.be/pI5-TXZ-_Io?is=LFTq1a2GFbXhnCXI

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I always thought that the Grinch was a male.

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Curbside delivery, you didn't bother paying for them to bring it in, set it up, and take all the plastic and crap with them when they leave.

I'd say you learned a lesson, but most likely not.

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That high pitched whine from the waterpick device just makes my skin crawl.

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My dentist informed me that I need treatment for periodontal disease. I asked why after seeing you for 2.5 years it's now a problem. I was told it's because I'm having surgery. So if I wasn't having surgery you'd let it go? No answer.
When will treatment be done so that I can tell my surgeon? No answer.
Appt on 9/30, called me today, opening tomorrow.
Wed I have an appt with a different dentist.

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https://youtu.be/iVt4B9ubAIg?si=TvuUHVsXh6tc-23a

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and her parents were arrested and charged with child endangerment?

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You respond to her with "So, you

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thinking."

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When my sister passed the funeral told us not to bother with a bra

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A person who is 21 years of age or older may apply for a License to Carry Firearms. The license allows individuals to carry a firearm concealed on their body or in a vehicle. The license is valid for five years unless revoked.

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My had a B'day party for her son and the other parents expected her to come pick up their children and bring them to the party, then bring them home afterward

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Looks like someone has a nice hernia going on there

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Is that one if those UN peacekeepers?

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New building regulations and permitting

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Oh Lawdy Jesus!