Notices by LoriQuaid (loriquaid@noauthority.social)

The Dank Knight 🦇 on X:

The UK: We’ve arrested the former prince

Everyone: what about the horde of Pakistani child rapists?

The UK: the what?
https://x.com/capeandcowell/status/2024469509789114383

Athletic officials are worried that ski jumpers are cheating with their penises in order to fly further

The athletes are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to make them bigger. When they are measured by 3D scanners to determine their suit size, the temporarily larger penises means they will be authorized to wear a larger suit. When their penises shrink, the suit will be looser and act as a sail. A 2cm change in a suit represented an extra 5.8 m in jump length
https://archive.is/1TR3g

The DeSantis administration tested 46 types of candy and found that more than 60% of them (28) contained elevated arsenic levels that, consumed over time, could put children at an increased risk of cancer

Some of the candies with too much arsenic included:

- SweeTarts Original
- Twizzlers
- Sour Patch Kids
- Tootsie Roll

Some candies that did NOT have elevated arsenic included:

- Hershey Milk Chocolate Bar
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
- M&M’s
- Twix
- Milky Way.
https://floridaphoenix.com/2026/01/26/bad-candy-80-of-sweets-tests-have-elevated-levels-of-arsenic/

Total NIMBY Death on X:

"The NYTimes admits: The danger associated with deportations is mostly a result of blue state policies that prevent law enforcement from transferring criminal illegals to ICE custody, as a result ICE has to make "community arrests" which put citizens and legal immigrants at risk"
https://x.com/BarneyFlames/status/2012993241013174630

Mike Solana on X: "I don't understand this reaction. she believes private homes should be seized, and white people specifically should be targeted. this was not a private group chat, this was all public. she is now in a position of considerable power. how did she think people would react?" / X
https://x.com/micsolana/status/2008944291750510988

British man arrested for posting photo on LinkedIn (simply) showing him holding a shotgun during Florida vacation.

'A bail document seen by The Yorkshire Post referred to an allegation of possessing a firearm with intent to cause fear of violence, and a further allegation of stalking.

As he was being arrested, Mr Richelieu-Booth said he offered to show officers geolocation data to prove the picture was not taken in the UK, but said he was told that was “not necessary” '
https://archive.is/bamHh

Massive drop in childhood peanut allergies after 2015 study encouraged exposure in infancy

Peanut allergy rates in the US have decreased dramatically after there was an update in medical guidelines in 2015 that overturned previous medical advice, recommending that peanuts be introduced to babies as early as 4 months old. Peanut allergy rates have dropped more than 40 percent after the recommendation, according to new research.
https://thepostmillennial.com/massive-drop-in-childhood-peanut-allergies-after-2015-study-encouraged-exposure-in-infancy

No, hell no.

Would you let AI do the shopping (and buying) for you.?
https://archive.is/5FASk

Dogs put up with so much 😂

@mk I just saw a news report that said if I (an American) travel to the EU, I also have to get my face scanned and fingerprints taken. The last time I went to Japan, they did this, too.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/americans-soon-fingerprints-scanned-most-192100478.html

EVERY adult in Britain will need a Government-issued ID card despite backlash at Starmer's plan for a 'dystopian nightmare'

The proposal is opposed by civil rights campaigners, who warn it will erode civil liberties and turn the UK into a 'papers please' society

Critics have also dismissed the plan as a reheated version of Tony Blair's failed ID card scheme, which was axed amid concerns over privacy and soaring costs

Labor says the ID will combat illegal immigration
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15133629/Every-adult-Britain-need-new-Government-issued-digital-ID-card-new-Keir-Starmer-plan.html

In Sadiq Kahn’s London, you can be arrested for "breaching the peace" by being openly Jewish.
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1970419305448661286

"Only Half Of Brits Think Monarchy Is Important"

"In 1984, 86 percent had still found the institution very or quite important."
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/only-half-brits-think-monarchy-important
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As of 2023, 22% of the UK population was first or second generation migrants to the UK.
https://www.migrationcentral.co.uk/p/third-of-uk-population-to-be-first

Me: It would be interesting to know what percent of the migrant "Brits" feel an attachment to the institution of the Crown.

Scientists Say Being Too Skinny Might Kill You

Researchers tracked nearly 86,000 people (mostly women, average age mid-60s) for five years, comparing their BMI data to their mortality rates.

The “upper-normal” BMI range of 22.5–25 turned out to be the sweet spot for survival. People with BMIs of 18.5–20 or even of 20–22.5 were significantly more likely to die than those in the upper-normal group. Those with a BMI of <18.5 were nearly three times more likely to die.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientists-say-being-too-skinny-might-kill-you-quicker-than-obesity/

@paulschoe My point is that there is no objective criteria which defines a transwoman, so there is nothing which prevents any man who wants access to female-only spaces from falsely claiming to be trans.

@paulschoe Frankly, this seems like an oppressive stance to me. If a biological woman is free to go out in public without make-up or a manicure, while dressed in a tee, jeans, and athletic shoes, then so should a transwoman.

@paulschoe Again, my point is that once you allow biological men who are transwomen into female-only spaces, there is no way to prevent biological men who are not trans from also entering those spaces. End result: there are no female-only spaces. And maybe you are okay with that.

@paulschoe I don't know where you live, but where I live a transwoman is not required to do anything pharmaceutically or surgically to be a transwoman.

@paulschoe I also agree that female-only spaces should be restricted to biological females. If you allow transwomen into these spaces, any biological male can now enter these spaces since there is no way to distinguish transwomen from other biological men.

Comedian Graham Linehan shows up for court after being arrested for tweeting about transwomen invading female only spaces. He doubles down, wearing a sandwich board. On one side, it says, "There's no such thing as a 'transgender child.' On the other side, it says, "Keep men out of women's sports."
https://x.com/Riley_Gaines_/status/1963571669571612847