Notices by Baa (baa@mk.absturztau.be), page 2

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#microsoft

@solidsanek@outerheaven.club I find cats are big fans of a squished up ball of tin foil give it a go if they get bored

@kaia@brotka.st @sun@shitposter.world I want one, add it to my collection of hardware I've never used

I suggest we make the Fediverse report button not go to the instance admins, but instead email an encrypted and obfuscated address within a proprietary blob executed within Intel SGX space and verified using a remote licensing server hosted by Oracle. No one knows who receives the reports, but in god we trust.

This will cause mass controversy and benefits no one, I will not take any questions.
#sharkey #pleroma

@kaia@brotka.st You should instead molotov their car :bugcatfire:

@kaia@brotka.st in minecraft

@enigmatico I'm telling @puniko wtf

Got my cat's winter bed out, she spent 10 minutes purring, sniffing, kneading, and licking it before going to sleep. :ablobcat_longlong:

@puniko I hope so :comf:

I love programming, I wish I could do it for a living instead of... Microsoft stuff :akko_sad2:

@xian@ak.kazuma.family @NeonPurpleStar@outerheaven.club @steffo@junimo.party

@mia@void.rehab

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@sun@shitposter.world @SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo I heard dogs get an extra slice of bacon for every "convict" bitten, incentivising false positives

ACAB? Even them? :neofox_sit_plead:

Security is replacing 1024 with 4096 in every guide you follow #security

@kaia@brotka.st >.>

@julia@eepy.moe @shio@eepy.moe Can we see the cat instead? :blobcataww:

@enigmatico Thanks, I went the same route, what a pain :blobcatree:

Concatenating video with FFMPEG, a process so complex few have ever achieved it.